It has got to be the joke of the year for me so far!LOL
On Jul 21, 4:22 pm, Josney Ribeiro <[email protected]> wrote:
> Americans make jokes of the Polish, Brazilians of the Portuguese and the
> Latin Spanish world of the Galician...
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> A Polish man moved to the USA and married an American girl. Although
> his English was far from perfect, and they got along very well. One day, he
> rushed into a lawyer's office and asked him if he could arrange a divorce
> for him. The lawyer said that getting a divorce would depend on the
> circumstances, and asked him the following questions: 'Have you any
> grounds?' 'Yes, an acre and half, and nice little home.' 'No, I mean what
> is the foundation of this case?' 'It made of concrete.' 'I don't think you
> understand. Does either of you have a real grudge?' 'No, we have carport,
> and not need one.' 'I mean. What are your relations like?' 'All my
> relations still in Poland.' 'Is there any infidelity in your marriage?' 'We
> have hi-fidelity stereo, and good DVD player!' 'Does your wife beat you
> up?' 'No, I always up before her.' 'Is your wife a nagger?' 'No, she
> white.' 'Why do you want this divorce?' 'She going to kill me!' 'What makes
> you think that?' 'I got proof!' 'What kind of proof?' 'She going to poison
> me!
>
> She buy a bottle at drugstore, and put on shelf in bathroom. I can read,
> and it say: ''Polish remover..... ....''
>
> Best wishes for a better polish to people's behavior!
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