Hi Deepak and All, Thank you for the funny story. The story is very similar for every student in Korea. I remember that I felt so terrible when i got my reports card. LOL
Have a nice day Kevin On 8월5일, 오후1시54분, deepak mishra <[email protected]> wrote: > Daughter's note to Dad > > A father passing by his teenage daughter's bedroom was astonished to > see the bed was nicely made and everything was neat and tidy. > > Then he saw an envelope propped up prominently on the centre of the > pillow. > It was addressed "Dad".. With the worst premonition, he opened the > envelope and read the letter with trembling hands:- > > Dear Dad, > > It is with great regret and sorrow that I'm writing you, but I'm > leaving home. I had to elope with my new boyfriend Randy because I wanted > to avoid a scene with Mom and you. > I've been finding real passion with Randy and he is so nice to me. I > know when you meet him you'll like him too - even with all his piercing, > tattoos, and motorcycle clothes. But it's not only the passion Dad, I'm > pregnant and Randy said that he wants me to have the kid and that we can > be very happy together. > Even though Randy is much older than me (anyway, 42 isn't so old > these days is it? ), and has no money, really these things shouldn't stand > in the way of our relationship, don't you agree? > > Randy has a great CD collection; he already owns a trailer in the > woods and has a stack of firewood for the whole winter. It's true he has > other girlfriends as well but I know he'll be faithful to me in his own way. > He wants to have many more children with me and that's now one of my dreams > too. > > Randy taught me that marijuana doesn't really hurt anyone and he'll > be growing it for us and we'll trade it with our friends for all the cocaine > and ecstasy we want. In the meantime, we'll pray that science will find a > cure for AIDS so Randy can get better; he sure deserves it!! > > Don't worry Dad, I'm 15 years old now and I know how to take care of > myself. Someday I'm sure we'll be back to visit so you can get to know your > grandchildren. > > Your loving daughter, > Rosie. > > At the bottom of the page were the letters " PTO". > > Hands still trembling, her father turned the sheet, and read: > > PS: > > Dad, none of the above is true. I'm over at the neighbour's house. I > just wanted to remind you that there are worse things in life than my > report card that's in my desk centre drawer. Please sign it and call when > it is safe for me to come home. > > I love you! > > Your loving daughter, > Rosie --~--~---------~--~----~------------~-------~--~----~ You received this message because you are subscribed to the Google Groups "English Learner's Cafe" group. To post to this group, send email to [email protected] To unsubscribe from this group, send email to [email protected] For more options, visit this group at http://groups.google.com/group/english_learners?hl=en -~----------~----~----~----~------~----~------~--~---
