*Due to the climate of political correctness now pervading America,**
**  **Kentuckians, Tennesseans and West Virginians will no longer be
referred to as **'HILLBILLIES. '** *

*
** **
**You must now refer to them as**
** **
**APPALACHIAN- AMERICANS.** *

*
** **
**And, furthermore. ..** *

*  *

*
**HOW TO SPEAK ABOUT WOMEN AND BE POLITICALLY CORRECT:*

*  **
**1.  She is not a 'BABE' or a 'CHICK' -*

*She is a**
**'**  **BREASTED AMERICAN.'** *

*  **
**2.  She is not 'EASY' - She is**
** **
**'HORIZONTALLY ACCESSIBLE.'**
** **
**(Loved this one!)** *

*  *

*3.  She is not a 'DUMB BLONDE' -*

*She is a**
** **
**'LIGHT-HAIRED DETOUR OFF THE  INFORMATION SUPERHIGHWAY. '** *

*  ** *

*
**4.  She has not 'BEEN AROUND' -** *

*She is a**
** **
**'PREVIOUSLY- ENJOYED COMPANION.'** *

*  ** *

*
**5.  She does not 'NAG' you - She becomes**
** **'**  **VERBALLY REPETITIVE.'** *

*  *

*
**6.  She is not a 'TWO-BIT HOOKER' She is a**
** **
**'**  **LOW COST PROVIDER.'*

*  ** *

*
**HOW TO SPEAK ABOUT MEN AND BE  POLITICALLY CORRECT:** *

*  *

*
**1..  He does not have a 'BEER GUT'...** *

*He has developed a**
** **
**'LIQUID GRAIN STORAGE FACILITY.'** *

*  ** *

*
**2.  He is not a 'BAD DANCER' - He is**
** **
**'**  **OVERLY CAUCASIAN.'** *

*  *

*
**3.  He does not 'GET LOST ALL THE TIME' - He**
** **
**'INVESTIGATES ALTERNATIVE DESTINATIONS. '*

*  *

*
**4.  He is not 'BALDING' - He is in**
** **
**'FOLLICLE  REGRESSION.'*

*  *

*
**5.  He does not act like a **'TOTAL  ASS '** - He develops a case of**
** **
**RECTAL-CRANIAL INVERSION.'**
** **
**(Loved this one!)*

*  *

*
**6.  It's not his **'CRACK'**  you see hanging out of his pants - It's*

*
**'REAR CLEAVAGE**.*













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"In complete darkness, we are all the same, it is only our knowledge and
wisdom that separates us, don't let your eyes deceive you." J. Jackson

"Es fácil criticar a los demás. Difícil corregirse uno mismo. Èl que nunca
se equivoca, es aquél que nunca hace nada."

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