THIS IS AMAZING! Daniel Juyung Seo (SeoZ)
On Fri, Aug 5, 2011 at 8:54 PM, Mike Blumenkrantz <m...@zentific.com> wrote: > On Fri, 5 Aug 2011 04:15:04 -0700 > "Enlightenment SVN" <no-re...@enlightenment.org> wrote: > >> Log: >> factory.... working on it. but up and kicking. it's a little unhappy >> with the 102 million buttons i have in the scroller right now... when >> you scroll along, but... i'll work at it to make it work better. >> >> >> >> Author: raster >> Date: 2011-08-05 04:15:03 -0700 (Fri, 05 Aug 2011) >> New Revision: 62130 >> Trac: http://trac.enlightenment.org/e/changeset/62130 >> >> Added: >> trunk/elementary/src/bin/test_factory.c >> Modified: >> trunk/elementary/src/bin/Makefile.am trunk/elementary/src/bin/test.c >> trunk/elementary/src/lib/elm_factory.c > I'll admit that my actions upon seeing this commit were foolish. I should know > better than to test new widgets. But having seen raster working on this, > putting it through renames, rewrites, vacations, and so much more, I decided > to > try it out. I opened up elm_test and, with growing anxiety, scrolled to the > test which read "Factory." > I clicked the entry. A new window opened up, one containing buttons. Hundreds > of buttons. Thousands! They were innumerable, as many as the grains of sand on > a beach. As I scrolled through them, the debug info staggered me, emitting at > such a rate as to become unreadable as it flew by. > I decided that as long as I was already entering the realm of fools and madmen > I would see how far I could go. I clicked the scrollbar on the side of the > test > window. Taking a deep breath, I gripped my mouse tightly and then began to > drag. I dragged that tiny slider for what must have been milliseconds, > seconds! > The debug info, which had continued spewing forth at its impossible rate, was > now quickly becoming a hazard. It was forcing my terminal to scroll faster > than > terminals were meant to scroll, my X to redraw faster than it was able. > Without warning, my window border started to glow red - the signal of a > hanging > application. I did what any crash-fearing man would do: I panicked. My > interface was becoming sluggish and unstable as I raced my mouse cursor > towards > the terminal. I only prayed that I would make it in time. > I clicked on the terminal. Nothing happened. I clicked again. Still nothing. I > began clicking frantically, using 20 years of experience clicking mouse > buttons > in the attempt to return focus to the terminal window. Finally, after three > hundred forty-seven clicks, the text cursor solidified. I had regained focus > in > the terminal. > I knew that at this point, my only hope of salvation was to stop the process. > I > depressed the left control key on my keyboard. A bead of sweat ran down my > brow > as I reached for the C key. Would I be in time? > I hit the key combination and waited, my heart hammering in my chest. The > frenetic scrolling continued, then slowed. At last it halted completely. > Just then, my phone rang; it was my mother. I answered, and she asked how > things were going. I told her of my ordeals, and she got scared. She said > "You're movin' with your auntie and uncle in Bel-Air!" > I whistled for a cab and when it came near, the license plate said fresh and > it > had dice in the mirror. If anything I could say that this cab was rare, but I > thought, "Nah, forget it. Yo, holmes to Bel-Air!" I pulled up to the house > about 7 or 8 and I yelled to the cabbie, "Yo homes smell ya later!" Looked at > my kingdom I was finally there, to sit on my throne as the prince of Bel-Air. > > -- > Mike Blumenkrantz > Zentific: Coding in binary since '10. > > ------------------------------------------------------------------------------ > BlackBerry® DevCon Americas, Oct. 18-20, San Francisco, CA > The must-attend event for mobile developers. Connect with experts. > Get tools for creating Super Apps. See the latest technologies. > Sessions, hands-on labs, demos & much more. Register early & save! > http://p.sf.net/sfu/rim-blackberry-1 > _______________________________________________ > enlightenment-devel mailing list > enlightenment-devel@lists.sourceforge.net > https://lists.sourceforge.net/lists/listinfo/enlightenment-devel > ------------------------------------------------------------------------------ BlackBerry® DevCon Americas, Oct. 18-20, San Francisco, CA The must-attend event for mobile developers. Connect with experts. Get tools for creating Super Apps. See the latest technologies. Sessions, hands-on labs, demos & much more. Register early & save! http://p.sf.net/sfu/rim-blackberry-1 _______________________________________________ enlightenment-devel mailing list enlightenment-devel@lists.sourceforge.net https://lists.sourceforge.net/lists/listinfo/enlightenment-devel
