#10: Nose weight for a paper airplane.
#9: Bundle the pink slips for Napster employees after their legal options
run out.
#8: Hairclip for Janet Reno.
#7: Bundle the wings and prayers for NASA's current Mars probe's success...
sorry, that's from the Top Ten List Of New Jobs For A Million Clippies.
#6: Reel in shock at the avarice of Tonda Dickerson
(<http://www.cnn.com/2001/US/04/13/lottery.ticket.lawsuit.ap/index.html>)
#5: Bundle the lists of complaints about how long Mac OS X takes to launch
the damned calculator! (OOPS! That's ANOTHER one from the Top Ten List Of
New Jobs For A Million Clippies!)
#4: The REALLY Top Secret piece of technology the Chinese found on that spy
plane.
#3: Hairclip for Christina Aguilera (Reno started it. Aguilera made it hip.)
#2: Keep the collective thoughts of President Bush together.
And the number one new job for Clippy:
Bundle Bill Gates' notes on features he wants to rip off from Mac OS X.
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