On 7/12/05, Dieter Henkel, discombobulated, unleashed:

>Thank you (and Schlake) for the explanation. It is now another word in
>my list of favourites. It comes second after "inebriated". :-)

I'll draw this OT stuff to a close with a bit of Blackadder....... :-)))

<http://ics.leeds.ac.uk/papers/vp01.cfm?
outfit=pmt&requesttimeout=500&folder=1185&paper=1187>

In Prince's House

 (knock at door)

 Prince George: Enter!

 Edmund: Dr. Johnson, Your Highness.

 Prince George: Ah, Dr. Johnson! Damn cold day!

 Dr. Johnson: Indeed it is, sir, but a very fine one, for I celebrated
last night the encyclopedic implementation of my pre-meditated
orchestration of demotic Anglo-Saxon.

 Prince George: (nods, grinning, then speaks) Nope -- didn't catch any
of that.

 Dr. Johnson: Well, I simply observed, sir, that I'm felicitous, since,
during the course of the penultimate solar sojourn, I terminated my
uninterrupted categorization of the vocabulary of our post-Norman tongue.

 Prince George: Well, I don't know what you're talking about, but it
sounds damn *saucy*, you lucky thing! I know some fairly liberal-minded
girls, but I've never penultimated any of them in a solar sojourn, or,
for that matter, been given any Norman tongue!

 Edmund: I believe, sir, that the Doctor is trying to tell you that he
is happy because he has finished his book. It has, apparently, taken him
ten years.

 Prince George: Yes, well, I'm a slow reader myself...

 Dr. Johnson: (places two manuscripts on the table, but picks up the top
one) Here it is, sir: the very cornerstone of English scholarship. This
book, sir, contains every word in our beloved language.

 Prince George: Hmm.

 Edmund: Every single one, sir?

 Dr. Johnson: (confidently) Every single word, sir!

 Edmund: (to Prince) Oh, well, in that case, sir, I hope you will not
object if I also offer the Doctor my most enthusiastic contrafribularities.

 Dr. Johnson: What?

 Edmund: 'Contrafribularites', sir? It is a common word down our way...

 Dr. Johnson: Damn! (writes in the book)

 Edmund: Oh, I'm sorry, sir. I'm anispeptic, frasmotic, even
compunctuous to have caused you such pericombobulation.

 Dr. Johnson: What? What? WHAT?


( continues.....)





Cheers,
  Cotty


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