Eliacim wrote:
   
  OK... dumb question from a non-outdoors type.
When you camp at Oshkosh, where do you shower and where's the bathroom?
Eliacim

Sorry folks, but I just can't resist adding this article below:
   
  
  Campground BC
  JS
  A camper's letter requesting info:
   
   When a very proper retired lady and her husband began planning a week's 
camping vacation, she wrote to a campground and for reservations. She wanted to 
make sure that the campground was fully equipped and modern, but couldn't bring 
herself to write the word "toilet" in her letter. She decided on the 
old-fashioned term "bathroom commode." Once written down, she still wasn't 
comfortable. Finally she decided on the abbreviation "B.C.", and wrote, “does 
your campground have its own "B.C."? 
   
  When the campground owner got the letter, he couldn't figure out what the 
woman meant by "B.C.". He showed it to several of the campers, one of whom 
suggested the lady was obviously referring to Baptist Church. So he sent the 
lady this reply:
   
  Dear Madam, 
  The B.C. is located nine miles from the campground in a beautiful grove of 
trees. I admit it is quite a distance if you are in the habit of going 
regularly. No doubt you will be pleased to know that it will seat 350 people at 
one time and it is open on Tuesday, Thursday and Sunday of each week. 
   
  Some folks like to take their lunch and make a day of it, especially on 
Thursday when there is organ accompaniment. There acoustics are very good, so 
everyone can hear even the quietest passages. 
   
  It may interest you to know that my daughter met her husband there. We are 
also having a fund raiser to purchase new seats, as the old seats have holes in 
them. 
   
  Unfortunately my wife is ill and has not been able to attend regularly. It's 
been six months since she last went. It pains her very much not to be able to 
go more often. As we grow older, it seems to be more of an effort, especially 
in cold weather.
   
  Perhaps I could accompany you the first time you go, sit with you, and 
introduce you to all the other folks who will be there. I look forward to your 
visit. We offer a very friendly campground.
   
  Stay Happy and God Bless,

       
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