No SEX since 1955 > > A crusty old Marine Sergeant Major found himself at a gala event hosted > by a local liberal arts college. There was no shortage of extremely > young idealistic ladies in attendance, one of whom approached the > Sergeant Major for conversation. > > "Excuse me, Sergeant Major, but you seem to be a very serious man. Is > something bothering you?" > > "Negative, ma'am. Just serious by nature." > > The young lady looked at his awards and decorations and said, "It looks > like you have seen a lot of action." > > "Yes, ma'am, a lot of action." > > The young lady, tiring of trying to start up a conversation, said, "You > know, you should lighten up a little. Relax and enjoy yourself." > > The Sergeant Major just stared at her in his serious manner. Finally > the young lady said, "You know, I hope you don't take this the wrong > way, but when is the last time you had sex?" > > "1955, ma'am." > > "Well, there you are. No wonder you're so serious. You really need to > chill out! I mean, no sex since 1955! She took his hand and led him to > a private room where she proceeded to "relax" him several times. > > Afterwards, panting for breath, she leaned against his bare chest and > said, "Wow, you sure didn't forget much since 1955." > > The Sergeant Major said in his serious voice, after glancing at his > watch, "I hope not; it's only 2130 now."
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