Two Redneck hunters hired a pilot to fly them to Canada to hunt moose. They
bagged four.
As they started loading the plane for the return trip home, the pilot
tells them the plane can take only two moose.
The two Rednecks objected strongly, stating, "Last year we shot four
moose, and the pilot let us put them all on board, and he had the same plane as
yours."
Reluctantly, the pilot gave in and all four were loaded..
Unfortunately, even at full power, the little plane couldn't handle the
load and crashed a few minutes after takeoff.
Climbing out of the wreck, Billie Bob asked Bubba, "Any idea where we
are?"
Bubba replied, "I think we're pretty close to where we crashed last year."
