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Dear Mr. Logston, et al
Your patent application is being held open pending more definition and
description.
Specifically we need the following in order to process or ignore your
application:
1. Type of rock to be used, Select one;
A Igneous
B. Volcanic (be specific with volcano name)
C. Sedimentary
D. Garnet
E. River rock (rounded and name the river)
F. Quarried (Crushed)
G. Granite
H. Carbon (diamond)
I. Flint
J. Quartz
K Glass (not recommended)
L. Shale
M. Marble
N. Sandstone
O. Limestone
P. Other; Please specify mineral content ___________________.
2. Geological age (within 1 million years)
3 Location where exact replicas can be found
Other applications have been submitted for rocks to be used in this
application however yours is the most ridiculous and it is rife with
unknown words.
Your application will be returned to the round file as soon as the above
information is notarized and received in triplicate.
Your patent attorney is unknown to us. Note: He (or it) must be at
least a grade school dropout order to be certified incompetent.
Yours Truly,
(Censored) Patent Office
My apologies to any rock hounds out there.
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