From: A Reader
Date: Mon, 06 Jan 2003 13:47:10 -0600
Subject: Homeland Security Conversation of the Day

Jon,

I took <Spouse>'s sister to the Amtrak station today where the station
master demanded to see her ID before allowing her to have her ticket back to
Mt. Pleasant.  The conversation went like this:

Amtrak:  You don't have ID?
Sister:  No.
Amtrak:  Not even a school ID?
Sister:  Nope.
Amtrak:  How old are you?
Sister:  Seventeen.
Amtrak:  Well, you really oughta look into getting some ID.  Otherwise, no
one will know who you are.

He then handed over the ticket.


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