[SATLUG] [LCP] Windows 2000 SourceCode ( (fwd)

[Franklin Hays]

this is pretty funny...

/frank

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Date: Fri, 22 Sep 2000 11:18:51 -0500 (CDT)
From: Borries Demeler <[EMAIL PROTECTED]>
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Subject: [SATLUG] [LCP] Windows 2000 SourceCode (

Forwarded from Linux C Programming
http://users.senet.com.au/~lloy0076/linux_c_programming/

/* Source Code to Windows 2000 */

  #include "win31.h"
  #include "win95.h"
  #include "win98.h"
  #include "workst~1.h"
  #include "evenmore.h"
  #include "oldstuff.h"
  #include "billrulz.h"
  #include "monopoly.h"
  #define INSTALL = HARD

  char make_prog_look_big[1600000];
  void main()
  {
  while(!CRASHED)
  {
  display_copyright_message();
  ask_user_to_reboot();
  display_bill_rules_message();
  ask_user_to_reboot();
  do_nothing_loop();
  if (first_time_installation)
  {
  make_50_megabyte_swapfile();
  do_nothing_loop();
  corrupt("*.doc")

  ask_user_to_reboot();
  totally_screw_up_HPFS_file_system();
  ask_user_to_reboot();
  search_and_destroy_the_rest_of_OS/2();
  ask_user_to_reboot();

  make_futile_attempt_to_damage_Linux();
  disable_Netscape();
  disable_RealPlayer();
  disable_Lotus_Products();
  ask_user_to_reboot();
  hang_system();
  }

  write_something(anything);
  display_copyright_message();
  swap_random_bytes("C:\*.*")
  do_nothing_loop();
  do_some_stuff();
  if (!reboot)
  {
     ask_user_to_reboot();
  }

  if (still_not_crashed)
  {
  display_copyright_message();
  do_nothing_loop();
  basically_run_windows_3.1();
  do_nothing_loop();
  do_nothing_loop();
  ask_user_to_reboot();
  ask_user_to_reboot();
  ask_user_to_reboot();
  }
  }

  if (detect_cache())
  disable_cache();

  if (fast_cpu())
  {
  set_wait_states(lots);
  set_mouse(speed, very_slow);
  set_mouse(action, jumpy);
  set_mouse(reaction, sometimes);
  }

  /* printf("Welcome to Windows 3.1");
  */
  /* printf("Welcome to Windows 3.11");
  */
  /* printf("Welcome to Windows 95");
  */
  /* printf("Welcome to Windows NT 3.0");
  */
  /* printf("Welcome to Windows 98");
  */
  /* printf("Welcome to Windows NT 4.0");
  */
  printf("Welcome to Windows 2000");
  ask_user_to_reboot();

  if (system_ok())
  crash(to_dos_prompt)
  else
  system_memory =
  open("a:\swp0001.swp", O_CREATE);

  while(something)
  {
  sleep(5);
  get_user_input();
  sleep(5);
  act_on_user_input();
  sleep(5);
  }
  create_general_protection_fault();
  reinstall(everything);
  }