Beer you say?
�
�How many times have you woken up in the morning
�after a hard night of drinking and thought 'How did I
�get home?'? As hard as you try, you cannot piece 
�together your return journey from the bar to your home. 
�The answer to this puzzle is that you used a beer scooter.
� 
� The beer scooter is a mythical form of transport, owned and 
�leased out to the drunk by Bacchus the Roman god of wine.
�Bacchus has branched out since the decrease in the worship 
�of the Roman pantheon and bought a large batch of these 
�magical devices.
� 
� The beer scooter works in the following fashion:
� 
� The passenger reaches a certain level of drunkenness and 
�the slurring gland begins to give off a pheromone. Bacchus or 
�one of his many sub-contractors detects the pheromone and 
�sends down a winged beer scooter. The scooter scoops up the 
�passenger and deposits them in their bedroom via a trans-
�dimensional �portal.
� 
� It is not cheap to run a beer scooter franchise, so a large 
�portion of the passenger's in-pocket cash is taken as payment. �
�This generates the second question after a night out 'How did 
�I spend so much money?'.
� 
� Beer scooters have a poor safety record and are thought to be
�responsible for 90% of all UDI (unidentified drinking injuries).
� 
� Independent studies have also shown that Beer Goggles cause the
�scooter's navigation system to malfunction thus sending the 
�passenger to the wrong bedroom often with horrific consequences.
� 
� Now we all know...
�
On Thursday 07 March 2002 10:54, you wrote:
> Dexter Graphic wrote:
> > Every organization or movement needs vision and people
> > who can articulate it. I'm sure EFN has a vision, the
> > Free Software Foundation has a vision, the United States
> > of America had a noble vision once, does EUGLUG have a
> > vision?
>
> If EUGLUG is going to have a vision, I insist that it involve beer
> (and not just free-as-in).  With enough beer, we can have double
> vision!

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