Beer you say? � �How many times have you woken up in the morning �after a hard night of drinking and thought 'How did I �get home?'? As hard as you try, you cannot piece �together your return journey from the bar to your home. �The answer to this puzzle is that you used a beer scooter. � � The beer scooter is a mythical form of transport, owned and �leased out to the drunk by Bacchus the Roman god of wine. �Bacchus has branched out since the decrease in the worship �of the Roman pantheon and bought a large batch of these �magical devices. � � The beer scooter works in the following fashion: � � The passenger reaches a certain level of drunkenness and �the slurring gland begins to give off a pheromone. Bacchus or �one of his many sub-contractors detects the pheromone and �sends down a winged beer scooter. The scooter scoops up the �passenger and deposits them in their bedroom via a trans- �dimensional �portal. � � It is not cheap to run a beer scooter franchise, so a large �portion of the passenger's in-pocket cash is taken as payment. � �This generates the second question after a night out 'How did �I spend so much money?'. � � Beer scooters have a poor safety record and are thought to be �responsible for 90% of all UDI (unidentified drinking injuries). � � Independent studies have also shown that Beer Goggles cause the �scooter's navigation system to malfunction thus sending the �passenger to the wrong bedroom often with horrific consequences. � � Now we all know... � On Thursday 07 March 2002 10:54, you wrote: > Dexter Graphic wrote: > > Every organization or movement needs vision and people > > who can articulate it. I'm sure EFN has a vision, the > > Free Software Foundation has a vision, the United States > > of America had a noble vision once, does EUGLUG have a > > vision? > > If EUGLUG is going to have a vision, I insist that it involve beer > (and not just free-as-in). With enough beer, we can have double > vision!
