Forwarded as this will affect this mailing list, and potentially all
parties on this list.  I don't expect this to make Slashdot sometime later
day...

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Date: Mon, 1 Apr 2002 07:59:15 -0800 (PST)
From: "Seth Cohn, EFN General Manager" <[EMAIL PROTECTED]>
To: [EMAIL PROTECTED]
Cc: [EMAIL PROTECTED], [EMAIL PROTECTED], [EMAIL PROTECTED]
Subject: efn to be sold to MSN

For immediate release:

Effective today April 1, 2002:

The efn board in executive committee agreed to sell efn's assets and
customer base to Microsoft for an undisclosed sum, but expected to top one
million dollars.

Planet Janet Tarver, board president, could not be reached for comment but
was overheard saying "I'm working on getting the Oregon Country Fair sold
to Disney next..."

efn, soon to be renamed effmcn.com, currently has about a dozen employees.  
"Hey, if it means I can sell more DSL, more power to them," said Ray
Cesaletti.  Doug Wirth was quoted as saying "Grrr..." and muttering under
his breath.  Libris Solar was already sporting a new Microsoft Logo
branded tie and a sharp looking suit.  The system administrators seemed
relieved, with Patrick Wade's comment being typical, "That Unix stuff was
just too confusing."

Oregon Public Networking, the parent 503(c) of efn, is already planning on
using the funds to further good causes, including free Hotmail accounts
for all of Oregon, upgrading every machine in Eugene to Windows XP, and
the rounding up of all Linux users and giving them a good spanking.

Seth Cohn, efn general manager, was disappointed in the sale, and vowed
that "Bill would never 0wn him", and that he'd start up a new ISP under
the stairs somewhere.  Wandering around in a daze, muttering something
about 'my preciousssss....', wringing his hands, he was last seen heading
toward Mordor or Redmond, we weren't sure which.

## Seth Cohn          [EMAIL PROTECTED] Most of you steal your software   - Bill
## General Manager  541-484-9637 640k should be enough for anybody - Gates
## Eugene Formerly Free Microsoft Community Network - effmcn.com  

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