He doesn't type. Daschle does it for him. Cory Petkovsek ([EMAIL PROTECTED]) wrote*: > >Somebody tell Georgie to turn off his capslock and type like an adult. > >On Tue, Jan 28, 2003 at 09:53:29PM -0800, Bob Miller wrote: >> If you don't think this is funny, I apologize for wasting your time >> and bandwidth. >> >> ----- Forwarded message ----- >> >> > IMMEDIATE ATTENTION NEEDED : >> > HIGHLY CONFIDENTIAL >> > >> > FROM: GEORGE WALKER BUSH >> > 202.456.1414 / 202.456.1111 >> > FAX: 202.456.2461 >> > >> > DEAR SIR / MADAM, >> > >> > I AM GEORGE WALKER BUSH, SON OF THE FORMER >> > PRESIDENT OF THE UNITED STATES OF AMERICA >> > GEORGE HERBERT WALKER BUSH, AND CURRENTLY >> > SERVING AS PRESIDENT OF THE UNITED STATES >> > OF AMERICA. THIS LETTER MIGHT SURPRISE YOU >> > BECAUSE WE HAVE NOT MET NEITHER IN PERSON >> > NOR BY CORRESPONDENCE. I CAME TO KNOW OF >> > YOU IN MY SEARCH FOR A RELIABLE AND REPUTABLE >> > PERSON TO HANDLE A VERY CONFIDENTIAL BUSINESS >> > TRANSACTION, WHICH INVOLVES THE TRANSFER OF A >> > HUGE SUM OF MONEY TO AN ACCOUNT REQUIRING >> > MAXIMUM CONFIDENCE. >> > >> > I AM WRITING YOU IN ABSOLUTE CONFIDENCE >> > PRIMARILY TO SEEK YOUR ASSISTANCE IN >> > ACQUIRING OIL FUNDS THAT ARE PRESENTLY >> > TRAPPED IN THE REPUBLIC OF IRAQ. MY PARTNERS >> > AND I SOLICIT YOUR ASSISTANCE IN COMPLETING A >> > TRANSACTION BEGUN BY MY FATHER, WHO HAS LONG BEEN >> > ACTIVELY ENGAGED IN THE EXTRACTION OF PETROLEUM IN >> > THE UNITED STATES OF AMERICA, AND BRAVELY SERVED HIS >> > COUNTRY AS DIRECTOR OF THE UNITED STATES >> > CENTRAL INTELLIGENCE AGENCY. >> > >> > IN THE DECADE OF THE NINETEEN-EIGHTIES, >> > MY FATHER, THEN VICE-PRESIDENT OF THE >> > UNITED STATES OF AMERICA, SOUGHT TO WORK >> > WITH THE GOOD OFFICES OF THE PRESIDENT OF THE >> > REPUBLIC OF IRAQ TO REGAIN LOST OIL REVENUE >> > SOURCES IN THE NEIGHBORING ISLAMIC REPUBLIC >> > OF IRAN. THIS UNSUCCESSFUL VENTURE WAS SOON >> > FOLLOWED BY A FALLING OUT WITH HIS IRAQI >> > PARTNER, WHO SOUGHT TO ACQUIRE ADDITIONAL OIL >> > REVENUE SOURCES IN THE NEIGHBORING EMIRATE >> > OF KUWAIT, A WHOLLY-OWNED U.S.-BRITISH >> > SUBSIDIARY. >> > >> > MY FATHER RE-SECURED THE PETROLEUM ASSETS OF >> > KUWAIT IN 1991 AT A COST OF SIXTY-ONE BILLION U.S. >> > DOLLARS ($61,000,000,000). OUT OF THAT COST, THIRTY-SIX >> > BILLION DOLLARS ($36,000,000,000) WERE SUPPLIED BY >> > HIS PARTNERS IN THE KINGDOM OF SAUDI ARABIA >> > AND OTHER PERSIAN GULF MONARCHIES, AND >> > SIXTEEN BILLION DOLLARS ($16,000,000,000) BY >> > GERMAN AND JAPANESE PARTNERS. BUT MY FATHER'S FORMER >> > IRAQI BUSINESS PARTNER REMAINED IN CONTROL OF >> > THE REPUBLIC OF IRAQ AND ITS PETROLEUM RESERVES. >> > >> > MY FAMILY IS CALLING FOR YOUR URGENT ASSISTANCE >> > IN FUNDING THE REMOVAL OF THE PRESIDENT OF >> > THE REPUBLIC OF IRAQ AND ACQUIRING THE >> > PETROLEUM ASSETS OF HIS COUNTRY, AS COMPENSATION >> > FOR THE COSTS OF REMOVING HIM FROM POWER. >> > UNFORTUNATELY, OUR PARTNERS FROM 1991 ARE NOT >> > WILLING TO SHOULDER THE BURDEN OF THIS >> > NEW VENTURE, WHICH IN ITS UPCOMING PHASE >> > MAY COST THE SUM OF 100 BILLION TO 200 BILLION >> > DOLLARS ($100,000,000,000 - $200,000,000,000), >> > BOTH IN THE INITIAL ACQUISITION AND IN >> > LONG-TERM MANAGEMENT. >> > >> > WITHOUT THE FUNDS FROM OUR 1991 >> > PARTNERS, WE WOULD NOT BE ABLE TO >> > ACQUIRE THE OIL REVENUE TRAPPED WITHIN IRAQ. >> > THAT IS WHY MY FAMILY AND OUR COLLEAGUES >> > ARE URGENTLY SEEKING YOUR GRACIOUS ASSISTANCE. >> > OUR DISTINGUISHED COLLEAGUES IN THIS >> > BUSINESS TRANSACTION INCLUDE THE SITTING >> > VICE-PRESIDENT OF THE UNITED STATES >> > OF AMERICA, RICHARD CHENEY, WHO IS >> > AN ORIGINAL PARTNER IN THE IRAQ VENTURE >> > AND FORMER HEAD OF THE HALLIBURTON OIL >> > COMPANY, AND CONDOLEEZA RICE, WHOSE >> > PROFESSIONAL DEDICATION TO THE >> > VENTURE WAS DEMONSTRATED IN THE NAMING >> > OF A CHEVRON OIL TANKER AFTER HER. >> > >> > I WOULD BESEECH YOU TO TRANSFER A SUM >> > EQUALING TEN TO TWENTY-FIVE PERCENT >> > (10-25 %) OF YOUR YEARLY INCOME TO OUR >> > ACCOUNT TO AID IN THIS IMPORTANT VENTURE. >> > THE INTERNAL REVENUE SERVICE OF THE >> > UNITED STATES OF AMERICA WILL FUNCTION >> > AS OUR TRUSTED INTERMEDIARY. I PROPOSE >> > THAT YOU MAKE THIS TRANSFER BEFORE >> > THE FIFTEENTH (15TH) OF THE MONTH OF >> > APRIL. >> > >> > I KNOW THAT A TRANSACTION OF THIS MAGNITUDE >> > WOULD MAKE ANYONE APPREHENSIVE AND >> > WORRIED. BUT I AM ASSURING YOU THAT ALL >> > WILL BE WELL AT THE END OF THE DAY. A BOLD >> > STEP TAKEN SHALL NOT BE REGRETTED, >> > I ASSURE YOU. PLEASE DO BE INFORMED THAT >> > THIS BUSINESS TRANSACTION IS 100% LEGAL. >> > IF YOU DO NOT WISH TO CO-OPERATE >> > IN THIS TRANSACTION, PLEASE CONTACT OUR >> > INTERMEDIARY REPRESENTATIVES TO FURTHER >> > DISCUSS THE MATTER. >> > >> > I PRAY THAT YOU UNDERSTAND OUR PLIGHT. >> > MY FAMILY AND OUR COLLEAGUES WILL BE >> > FOREVER GRATEFUL. PLEASE REPLY >> > IN STRICT CONFIDENCE TO >> > THE CONTACT NUMBERS BELOW. >> > >> > SINCERELY WITH WARM REGARDS, >> > >> > GEORGE WALKER BUSH >> > >> > Switchboard: 202.456.1414 >> > Comments: 202.456.1111 >> > Fax: 202.456.2461 >> > Email: <mailto:[EMAIL PROTECTED]>[EMAIL PROTECTED] >> >> ----- End forwarded message ----- >> >> -- >> Bob Miller K<bob> >> kbobsoft software consulting >> http://kbobsoft.com [EMAIL PROTECTED] >> _______________________________________________ >> Eug-LUG mailing list >> [EMAIL PROTECTED] >> http://mailman.efn.org/cgi-bin/listinfo/eug-lug >_______________________________________________ >Eug-LUG mailing list >[EMAIL PROTECTED] >http://mailman.efn.org/cgi-bin/listinfo/eug-lug >
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