On Thu, 27 May 2004 10:11:21 -0500 "Michael H. Collins" <[EMAIL PROTECTED]> wrote:
| I'm a hippy and you suck donkey dicks. No I don't, that is uncalled for, as now you are bashing another class of populace! | I also have and bear arms. I'm really am glad to hear that. I hope you don't think you are ALONE in this! Maybe I should've been LESS AMBIGUOUS with my emoticons and wryness. The JOKE is that according to the crap-flinging you CANNOT be a hippy and be any sort of decent person, and NO HIPPY would bear arms. So if I may make a statement that only fits with this thread, you are NOT a hippy. But of course you are, and quite possibly a slightly more unique one than the "average hippy" that so many love to bash on... please bear with me (patience, that is, not your arms) as I attempt to overextend mixed sarcasm! BTW, I for some reason feel much more comfortable being sarcastic about shooting hippies, but hey if you have donkey on the brain, then brain away I suppose. I do eventually tire of this air that we have to prove ourselves to each other by the merits of our past life experience. I'm still <30 so give me a fraggin chance but I have wonderful and bizarre and unusual life experiences too. Yes, woods, yes, guns, yes, escape my backwoods growin-up area, yes int'l travel, and no donkeys. Ever listen to old hippies with charred egos? Every old charred hippy I've met is quite different, but there's this reminiscience that pervades... I mean I love story time but stories to me entertain, not show how much more amazing the teller's experience has been. cheerio, Ben | | | Ben Barrett wrote: | > Okay I'm no damn hippy, but only because I murdered my inner hippy, but it | > turned out to be a cat, so my evil twin is a serial killer (to get all 9 | > damn-hippy inner hiipies). More importantly: public campgrounds, when busy, | > are far worse than either innercity or white-trash ghetto's I've been | > through... in terms of annoyance level(not fear factor). When I was young we | > used to shoot hippies when we got tired of sitting around. You guys should try | > being a hippie-looking dude where people hate hippies, like burning man. No | > one likes a damn hippy. Gheezuhs, if it was hip to be a hippy then maybe you | > hippies would be happy! Get over it, but don't stop OT'ing; I'm seriously | > beginning to think that OT threads are our salvation. Seriously. What is UP | > with such strong feeling about hippies? We don't rail on classes of peoples | > here, or maybe we *should* make it a group mission to enlighten others to our | > righteous personal views, after all. Now to get serious again... | > | > Anyone have any good anti-hippy jokes? Anything really gruesome, like uses | > for hippies like fuel or livestock food?? Hippies hurting themselves?? | > | > My lawyer will be posting an appology for me to avoid lawsuits from any | > hippy-representing persons or agencies, in reply to this message to avoid | > mail-delivery exclusions. Thank-you for your patience. | > | > The Real Ben | > (any hippies claiming to be me are damn imposters and should be shot) | | | -- | Michael H. Collins Admiral, Penguinista Navy | | http://linuxlink.com | | /"\ ASCII Ribbon Campaign | \ / No HTML/RTF in email | x No Word docs in email | / \ Respect for open standards | | "If you are going through hell, keep going." | - Sir Winston Churchill (1874-1965) _______________________________________________ EUGLUG mailing list [EMAIL PROTECTED] http://www.euglug.org/mailman/listinfo/euglug
