I was kind of surprised about their description of the handling.  I haven't 
pushed it THAT hard, but my P85 with standard 19" wheels has always felt like 
it was on rails when I cornered.

Mike


On May 25, 2015 4:19:23 AM MDT, Chris Tromley via EV <[email protected]> wrote:
>Actually this story has nothing to do with eats and everything to do
>with
>filler for the magazine.  I'm betting a deadline was looming and other
>stories weren't ready in time.  Why else do a page on the most boring
>of
>driving experiences, driving across the midwest?  Trying to spice it up
>by
>subjecting a mildly controversial car to the use to which it is least
>well-suited and using overly-florid prose didn't hide the real purpose
>of
>the story.  It's filler.
>
>Chris
>
>On Mon, May 25, 2015 at 4:36 AM, brucedp5 via EV <[email protected]>
>wrote:
>
>>
>>
>>
>>
>http://www.roadandtrack.com/car-culture/travel/features/a25736/a-supercharged-midwestern-jaunt-in-a-tesla-model-s-70d/?click=welcome-ad
>> A Supercharged Midwestern jaunt in a Tesla Model S 70D
>> By Alex Kierstein  May 19, 2015
>>
>> [image  / Alex Kierstein
>>
>http://roa.h-cdn.co/assets/15/20/980x490/landscape-1431625375-img-0724.jpg
>>
>>
>http://roa.h-cdn.co/assets/15/20/980x653/gallery-1431625494-img-0721.jpg
>>
>>
>http://roa.h-cdn.co/assets/15/20/980x653/gallery-1431625595-img-0727.jpg
>>
>>
>http://roa.h-cdn.co/assets/15/20/980x653/gallery-1431625744-img-0741.jpg
>> ]
>>
>> Tesla's entry level Model S gets slightly more interesting, just like
>an
>> Applebee's parking lot with a Supercharger station in it.
>>
>> I'm crossing back over the median from a bathroom break at a desolate
>> Chipoltle's in the shadow of an enormous Meijer grocery store, making
>a
>> beeline for the 2016 Tesla Model S 70D plugged into the Supercharger
>> station. Inside it, the prize: The take-out Chick-fil-A sandwich I'd
>> snagged
>> earlier, presently off-gassing a delicious chicken grease fog into
>its
>> interior. I'm focusing intently on the future and its palatable
>delights as
>> I'm walking, while abstractly pondering the scene before me: A sexy,
>> futuristic EV capable of more than 250+ miles on a charge, sucking
>down a
>> vast quantity of electricity behind an Applebee's, next to a
>dumpster, in
>> Lima, Ohio.
>>
>> The spiderweb catches me totally unaware as I pass between two
>> Superchargers. Sheer, abject terror. I sputter and juke, pawing at my
>face,
>> stumbling towards the future as determined by Elon Musk. Focus too
>much on
>> the metaphorical novelty of the thing, in this nowhere place, and you
>miss
>> the enterprising spiders' masterpiece entirely.
>>
>> It's time to leave. I've taken on 94 miles of charge, 440 calories
>worth of
>> fried chicken sandwich, and a surfeit of spider silk. The door
>handles
>> extend as I lurch closer to the door, still tensed, waiting to feel
>eight
>> legs skittering on my neck. Inside, hopefully without an arachnid
>> hitchhiker, there's no cliched starter button to push, just select
>"Drive"
>> and go. The ultimate in convenience in Ohio's monument to convenience
>> itself: The interstate rest stop.
>>
>> The 70D is the new entry-level Model S, replacing the 60S and
>slotting in
>> below the 85D and Tesla's more manic P85D. This particular one is an
>odd
>> beigeish gold, treated with black and buttermilk leather and a
>stripe-y
>> wood
>> inside, but otherwise it's not significantly different than any other
>Model
>> S. Despite the dual motors, Tesla is quick to point out this is not a
>> performance variant. Sure, but it's not slow. Blowing past the
>occasional
>> lane-challenged Malibu Classic driver or a trailer full of hogs is a
>tickle
>> of the go-pedal away.
>>
>> Perhaps a change of tire would bring out a little more "P" in the
>70D, as
>> the Michelins squirm and complain under anything resembling a
>spirited
>> corner. Here on the Ohio-Indiana frontier, that means off-ramps are
>> squirrelly affairs at enthusiastic velocities. The interstate—dead
>straight
>> to the horizon—is no problem. Cruising is effortless, passing is a
>laugh,
>> although speeds above 70 mph eat up enough juice to make a dent in
>the
>> range. Slow and steady, with spurts of electroceleration, is the
>ticket.
>>
>> Later: I'm parked at another Supercharger behind a La Quinta Inn in
>south
>> Indianapolis, trying to be discreet. Meanwhile, the inescapable
>presence of
>> the bizarre beige car plugged into the even more bizarre, bright red,
>> toroidal object heightens my paranoia. What's the man with the
>unusual
>> sedan
>> doing loitering behind a low-rent hotel in Beech Grove? Perhaps I'm
>> broadcasting my agenda too loudly without saying anything, a street
>> preacher
>> of sorts, barking the Silicon Valley gospel at a hostile heartland. A
>man
>> approaches.
>>
>> Oh no.
>>
>> Despite the RealTree outerwear, he's all smiles. "That electric? How
>long's
>> it take to charge?" I wait for the other hunting boot to drop, but I
>> indulge
>> his questions. Curiosity satisfied, he thanks me and saunters off.
>>
>> A closer look reveals less glaring hostility among the natives
>whizzing in
>> and out of the surprisingly busy La Quinta and surrounding chain
>stores,
>> and
>> considerably more rush-hour-induced tunnel vision. No one gives a
>whit that
>> I'm assaulting their Heartland values with this Bay Area
>> alternative-lifestyle-mobile. So much for my delusional freak
>flag—I'm the
>> only one who sees that Bear Republic standard snapping in the stiff
>breeze
>> above this little patch of Musklandia.
>>
>> And what's more, traveling via Tesla in the great Midwestern
>expanses—prime
>> real estate for traditional "you have to pee again? Hold it in!"
>American
>> road trips—is bracingly refreshing . No, you can't be in too much of
>a
>> hurry, but isn't it really ego and pride that cause us to steam
>through the
>> flyover states? Fuel nozzle goes in, a sprint to the can, hop in the
>car,
>> and you're back on the road, perhaps one-handing a fried chicken
>sandwich.
>> As the greasy crumbs sprinkle onto your shirt like saturated snow,
>you're
>> making good but uninspired time. There's probably a merit badge in it
>for
>> you.
>>
>> Back to the present: I'm at a Supercharger station. It's behind an
>> Applebee's, next to a dumpster, in Lima Ohio. I've got cobwebs on my
>face
>> and 20 minutes to burn while the Tesla gets an electron infusion. I'm
>> dropping crumbs on the grass. The Tesla and I are making truly crappy
>time,
>> but it gives me the headspace to contemplate the trip ahead, the
>gaggle of
>> chain restaurant signs sprouting behind the Applebee's, and the
>delicious
>> chicken grease. Thinking, just like time, it's a rare luxury that I
>hardly
>> ever experience in a car.
>>
>> Much like time, or thought, the Tesla itself is still a luxury item.
>> Traveling this way, with enforced stops well under iron-butt
>certified
>> distances, is a luxury, too. There are plenty of things I wouldn't do
>with
>> the Model S—catching another spiderweb with my beard being first on
>the
>> list. It's stiffly sprung and squirmy, but it covers the long
>straight
>> paths
>> from nowhere to some other nowhere pretty nicely. I'd choose a
>different
>> steed for plucking the winding strings over the Continental Divide,
>but
>> it's
>> not a bad way to meander down the central plains, content in the
>fried
>> chicken afterglow.
>> [© roadandtrack.com]
>> ...
>> http://www.encyclopedia.com/doc/1O999-eat.html
>> n. (eats) inf. food or snacks: people would stop for soft drinks or
>eats.
>>
>>
>>
>>
>> For EVLN posts use:
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>>
>>
>>
>http://www.ibtimes.com.au/tesla-unveils-retail-store-richmond-third-australia-1449154
>> Third Tesla Retail Store In Australia, In Richmond.au
>>
>>
>>
>http://www.turnto23.com/news/8-million-penthouse-comes-with-free-brand-new-electric-car-051815
>> $8M downtown San Diego penthouse comes with brand-new Tesla EV
>>
>> http://phys.org/news/2015-05-e-bikes.html
>> More cycling smiles with e-bike miles
>>
>> http://www.eeherald.com/section/new-products/owns201505210001n.html
>> 1200V hi-power SCR thyristor TN5050H-12WY 4automotive,EV,PV,RE,+
>>
>>
>>
>http://ktar.com/22/1833755/First-universal-electric-car-charging-route-between-PhoenixTucson
>> 1st universal EVSE route between Phoenix-Tucson AZ
>>
>>
>>
>http://www.eastoregonian.com/eo/local-news/20150518/tesla-supercharger-coming-to-wildhorse
>> Tesla supercharger coming to Wildhorse Resort & Casino Pendleton-OR
>> +
>> EVLN: Time Lapse of Tesla-S EV Getting A Bosch Aton-Tech Fitting (v)
>>
>>
>> {brucedp.150m.com}
>>
>>
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