Open letter, to Michael's date:
"Run"
On February 6, 2016 2:17:50 AM CST, brucedp5 via EV <[email protected]> wrote:
>
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>'ChicagoPD no help, said not allowed to drive with poop obstructed
>windshield'
>
>% A hate crime just in time for Valentines day ... ?An Alsop2
>Chicagoan?
>http://electric-vehicle-discussion-list.413529.n4.nabble.com/Musk-dissociating-from-an-annoying-customer-who-isn-t-worth-the-trouble-tp4680276.html
>%
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>http://www.gq.com/story/who-pooped-on-this-guys-tesla
>Who Pooped on This Guy's Tesla?
>February 5, 2016 CHRIS GAYOMALI
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>[link (original CL ad has been removed)
>https://chicago.craigslist.org/chc/mis/5425400537.html
>This posting has been flagged for removal.
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>tweet (screen capture of CL ad before it was removed)
>https://twitter.com/barryap1/status/695351786324914176
>Barry Petchesky @barryap1
>Here's the now-flagged Craigslist posting on the guy looking for
>whoever
>pooped on his Tesla Model X.
>https://pbs.twimg.com/media/CaZiw8aUYAM74RL.png
>1:02 PM - 4 Feb 2016
>]
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>A Chicago man who goes by "Michael" took to Craigslist to air his
>grievances
>
>Now I'm no Tesla owner. But say I were a Tesla owner? You're darn
>tootin' I
>wouldn't appreciate it if someone took a steamy hot dump all over my
>clean
>windshield. Unfortunately, that's what apparently happened to this poor
>Chicago guy named "Michael" who took to Craigslist to kvetch about a
>very
>inconspicuous poop someone had left on the windshield of his nice Model
>X.
>And now he's out for VENGEANCE.
>
>Let's just pretend this is real, k?
>
>-Obviously I have a large degree of humility when writing this because
>I am
>seeking people out here to see if anyone has any information about who
>may
>have taken a gigantic shit on the windshield of my brand new Tesla
>Model X.
>
>This has to be a joke.
>
> -This is not a joke.
>
>Very dope, thank you for clarifying that. "Michael" goes on:
>
>-Now I know a lot of people might find this funny but my date was
>really
>traumatized by the whole thing and I have zero leads. What's more, the
>CPD
>"absolutely refused" to help me, a tax paying citizen, clean the shit
>off of
>my car. But they obviously didn't hesitate to tell me I could not drive
>with
>the poop on my windshield because it would obstruct my visibility. I
>had to
>use a redeye magazine and bottle of water to clean it off and that
>sucked.
>
>Imagine the obituary. (Cause of death: too much poop on windshield,
>couldn't
>see.)
>
>"Michael" concludes his note with a threat ("I will find you") and that
>the
>poop-layin' perp better lawyer the hell up, because "taking dumps on a
>person's car is something children do, not adults." Hell hath no fury
>like a
>Tesla owner wrapping up a date only to find adult poops all over his
>electric vehicle.
>[© gq.com 2016 Condé Nast]
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