The guy Gelerntner, of Havard, I think, just proposed that African
elephants be brought to the US, to preserve the species. These are
dangerous suckers so I agree with some hesitation. A species I woulsn't
allow in on wildlife reservations, would be the face eating
chimpanzees. According to Franz Waals, the primatoligist and
anthropologist, they are 5 times more violent even then humans!
I have toyed with the idea of getting some billionaire to fund a
feeding zone for African primates, and provide something chimps and
humans would really value, like an Orange Julius concoction. Just feed
the chimps and monkeys for free, and change their primate social
behavior, even to the point they become dependent on yummies from
humans. Its a purely, behavioral conditioning, to be withdrawn if they
go violent. Also, maybe cooked soy crap that tastes and chews like
steak could be supplied for tastey protein. Hell, if its any good, I'll
eat it myself! Deny the pass out, if they start attacking each other or
humans. According to one physical anthropologist, what boosted
evolution in humans, was cooking food because meats and roots are hard
to digest, unless cooked. So please visual Peking Man with a French
chef's toupe on, serving up 4 star quisene in the cave.
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From: LizR <[email protected]>
To: everything-list <[email protected]>
Sent: Mon, Jul 7, 2014 5:46 pm
Subject: A world without elephants...
...would be a less surreal place. Also, we drove the mammoths extinct
(literally, in fact) so let's make it up to their relatives. I find it
hard to imagine a world without elephants, where's the fun in that?
Please sign this petition, in case you are the person who tips the
balance...
https://secure.avaaz.org/en/hours_to_save_elephants/?wbUbKdb
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