** 1.If all the nations in the world are in debt(am not joking. even US has got debts), where did all the money go? (weird) *???????????????????????????????? (???????????????????????????????????) ???????????????????????*
2.When dog food is new and improved tasting, who tests it? (to be give a thought) *????????????????????????????????????????? ???????????????????* 3.What is the speed of darkness? (absurd) *??????????????????????????? [???????????????????????]* 4.If the "black box" flight recorder is never damaged during a plane crash, why isn't the whole airplane made out of that stuff? (very good thinking) < *??? ?????? ???????????????????? ??????????????????????????????????????????????????????? ???????????????????????????????????????????????* 5.Who copyrighted the copyright symbol? (who knows) *????????????????????????????????????????? (???????? C ?????????????????) * 6.Can you cry under water? (let me try) *???????????????????? * 7.Why do people say, "you've been working like a dog" when dogs just sit around all day? (i think they meant something else) *??????????? ?????????????????? ?????????????????????????????????????* 8.Why are the numbers on a calculator and a phone reversed? (God knows) *????????????????????????????????????? ????????????????????* 9.Do fish ever get thirsty? (let me ask and tell) *???????????????? * 10.Can you get cornered in a round room? (by ones eyes) *???????????????????????????????????????* 12.Why do birds not fall out of trees when they sleep? (tonight i will stay and watch) *?????????????????????????????? (???????????????)* 13.What came first, the fruit or the color orange? (seed) *??????? ????? ????? ????? "???" ????????????* 14.If corn oil is made from corn, and vegetable oil is made from vegetables, then what is baby oil made from? (No comments) *????????????????????????? ????????????????? ?????????????? (baby oil) ?????...* 15.What should one call a male ladybird? (No comments) *????????????????????????? (??????? = ladybird, lady= ?????????)* 16.If a person suffered from amnesia and then was cured would they remember that they forgot? (can somebody help ) *????????????????????????? ?????????? ?????????????????????????? * 17.Can you blow a balloon up under water? (yes u can) *????????????????????????????? * 18.Why is it called a "building" when it is already built? (strange isnt it) *??????????????? building (building = ??? = ??????????) ?????????????????? * 19.If you were traveling at the speed of sound and you turned on your radio would you be ! able to hear it? (got to think scientifically) *?????????????????????????????? ???????????????? ????????????????????????* 20.If you're traveling at the speed of light and you turn your headlights on, what happens? (i dont have a change to try) *?????????????????????????????????????????????? (???????????????) ?????????????? * 21.Why is it called a TV set when theres only one? (very nice) *???????????? "???"???????? (TV set = ???????????) ?????????????????????????????????????? **(???????? ??????????? ???????? ??????????? tv ????????????????? ???????????????) * 22.If a person owns a piece of land do they own it all the way down to the core of the earth? (this is nice) *??????????????????????????????????? ?????????????????????????????????????????????????????* 23.Wh! y do most cars have speedometers that go up to at least 130 when you legally can't go that fast on any road? (stupid, break the law) *??????????????????????????????????? 130 ??????????????????????????????* -- ?????????????????????? ???????????????????????????????????????????????????????????? ????????????????? ????????????????????????????????????????????????? ??? ?????????????????????? ?????? ?????? ?????? ?????? ?????? ?????? :P --~--~---------~--~----~------------~-------~--~----~ ???????????????????????????????????????????????????? Google Groups ????? "EvilWhisky" To post to this group, send email to [email protected] ???????????????????????????, ??? email ??? [email protected] ???? [email protected] ???????????????????? http://groups.google.co.th/group/evilwhisky?hl=th -~----------~----~----~----~------~----~------~--~---
