[exbhp] Re: FW: 10 Tips Selingkuh Aman

Tue, 09 Aug 2005 20:54:43 -0700

Tip 12. Supaya aman, identitas anda sebaiknya menggunakan nama bos anda
 
contoh si Awin mau selingkuh kemudian perkenalkan namanya sebagai "Indra", pasti aman dan gampang khan?????
 
From: [email protected] [mailto:[EMAIL PROTECTED] On Behalf Of Joko Indratmo
Sent: Wednesday, August 10, 2005 11:53 AM
To: [email protected]
Subject: [exbhp] Re: FW: 10 Tips Selingkuh Aman

Tips 11 :

Jangan informasikan temen selingkuhan anda ke ucok, nancy atau Marsudi nanti diintip.

 

-----Original Message-----
From: tommy chandra [mailto:[EMAIL PROTECTED]]
Sent: Wednesday, 10 August 2005 8:10 AM
To: [email protected]
Subject: [exbhp] FW: 10 Tips Selingkuh Aman

 

 

 

From: Pet United [mailto:[EMAIL PROTECTED]
Sent: Monday, 1 August 2005 3:18 PM
To: [EMAIL PROTECTED]; dion graminea; Tommy Chandra; kusumawati wiyono; olga; Valens S. Hascaryo
Subject: 10 Tips Selingkuh Aman

10 tips untuk berselingkuh dengan aman:

 

1. Jangan melakukan lebih 2x, karena kalau lebih dari 2x perasaan Anda
akan berbicara. Kalau udah begini tahi kucing bisa srasa coklat.
Keluarga di rumah bisa nggak diingat.

 

2. Cari partner selingkuh yang sejajar baik dari segi ekonomi maupun
mental. Kalau partner selingkuh Anda ekonomi lemah, Anda akan diporoti
habis-habisan. Anda akan ditelpon 57x sehari. Kursi yang anda duduki bisa
panas bagai bara.

 

3. Bila partner selingkuh sudah menunjukkan gejala-gejala cinta, segera
tinggalkan. Kalau Anda terlambat maka partner selingkuh Anda akan
berubah jadi "ingus". Kalau udah nempel ditangan, dikibas-kibas kagak mau
lepas...ampuuuuun kasian deh loeee.

 

4. Jangan mengobral harapan, terutama kalau partner Anda termasuk
berwajah cantik/ganteng tapi IQ jongkok. Anda bisa dikejar terus dengan
janji Anda yang mau mengawini, membelikan ini, itu dll.

 

5. Bikin perjanjian di depan, semacam pre-nuptial agreement begitu.
Bahwa hubungan ini hanya akan begini dan begitu dan tak lebih dan tak
kurang dari itu.

 

6. Hal terpenting dalam dunia perselingkuhan, jangan sampai Anda
jatuh cinta. Kalau Anda type yang mesti jatuh cinta kalau selingkuh,
lebih baik Anda kawin lagi atau cerai dan kawin lagi.

 

7. Jangan sekali-kali berpikir untuk menekan "per unit cost". Kalau
Anda
type pelit lebih baik tidak usah coba-coba selingkuh, kecuali kalau
Anda di pihak yang "diongkosi".

 

8. Lakukan pada siang/pagi hari, lebih sulit dilacak dan lebih mudah
dan
banyak waktu untuk menghilangkan jejak.

 

9. Kelemahan Anda adalah identitas Anda, cari juga kelemahan partner
selingkuh Anda. Sehingga score tetap 1:1 terus.

 

10. Jangan lupa pakai "protection".
 
Cateeeeeeeeeeeeeetttttttttttttttttttttttttttt :o)

 tipikal gw bgt gt looohh!!

 

 

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