Nice From: [email protected] [mailto:[email protected]] On Behalf Of Steve Ens Sent: Wednesday, January 07, 2015 11:04 AM To: Micheal Espinola Jr Subject: Re: [Exchange] My new email signature
I think I culled this one from somebody in the list a few years back, added it to my disclaimer and then got a slap on the wrist by senior managment....LOL IMPORTANT: This email is intended for the use of the individual addressee(s) named above and may contain information that is confidential, privileged or unsuitable for overly sensitive persons with low self-esteem, no sense of humour or irrational religious beliefs. If you are not the intended recipient, any dissemination, distribution or copying of this email is not authorised (either explicitly or implicitly) and constitutes an irritating social faux pas. Unless the word absquatulation has been used in its correct context somewhere other than in this warning, it does not have any legal or no grammatical use and may be ignored. No animals were harmed in the transmission of this email, although the kelpie next door is living on borrowed time, let me tell you. Those of you with an overwhelming fear of the unknown will be gratified to learn that there is no hidden message revealed by reading this warning backwards, so just ignore that Alert Notice from Microsoft. However, by pouring a complete circle of salt around yourself and your computer you can ensure that no harm befalls you and your pets. If you have received this email in error, please add some nutmeg and egg whites, whisk and place in a warm oven for 40 minutes. On Wed, Jan 7, 2015 at 12:47 PM, Michael B. Smith <[email protected]<mailto:[email protected]>> wrote: Hahahahaha. Love it. Most accurate sig I think I've ever seen. -----Original Message----- From: [email protected]<mailto:[email protected]> [mailto:[email protected]<mailto:[email protected]>] On Behalf Of Kurt Buff Sent: Wednesday, January 7, 2015 12:54 PM To: Kurt Buff Subject: [Exchange] My new email signature Saw this just moments ago on a list to which I subscribe: As implied by email protocols, the information in this message is not confidential. Any middle-man or recipient may inspect, modify, copy, forward, reply to, delete, or filter email for any purpose unless said parties are otherwise obligated. As the sender, I acknowledge that I have a lower expectation of the control and privacy of this message than I would a post-card. Further, nothing in this message is legally binding without cryptographic evidence of its integrity. http://bilbo.hobbiton.org/wiki/Eat_My_Sig
