How fast does a deflated bird fly?

(Translated from Office XP Thesaurus)

If it's deflated then it's flat. Therefore:
L = (1/2) d v2 s CL
L = Lift, which must equal the Bird's weight in pounds 
d = density of the air. This will change due to altitude.
v = velocity of a flat bird expressed in feet per second 
s = the wing area of the bird in square feet 
CL = Coefficient of lift

Looks like you have left out L, d, s and cl.  Therefore it's a trick
question.

-----Original Message-----
From: Ed Crowley [mailto:[EMAIL PROTECTED]] 
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What is the air speed velocity of an unladen sparrow?

Ed Crowley MCSE+I MVP
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You asked three questions:
What is your name?
What is your quest?
What is your favorite color?

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> You didnt answer my last question. ;)
>
>
> -----Original Message-----
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> Sent: Thursday, January 03, 2002 4:14 PM
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>
> After 5.5 SP2 the Received headers were counted. The limit is set to 512 I
> believe (don't know if this can be changed).
> Does the RFC say what constitutes a trivial loop?
> Not really.
>
> ----- Original Message -----
> From: "Andy David" <[EMAIL PROTECTED]>
> To: "Exchange Discussions" <[EMAIL PROTECTED]>
> Sent: Thursday, January 03, 2002 2:47 PM
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>
> > Since we are on this subject again, maybe someone can answer this for me
> > since I got nary a response last time:
> >
> > 6.2 Loop Detection
> >
> >    Simple counting of the number of "Received:" headers in a message has
> >    proven to be an effective, although rarely optimal, method of
> >    detecting loops in mail systems.  SMTP servers using this technique
> >    SHOULD use a large rejection threshold, normally at least 100
> >    Received entries.  Whatever mechanisms are used, servers MUST contain
> >    provisions for detecting and stopping trivial loops.
> >
> > What mechanism does Exchange use to detect and stop loops?
> > What constitutes a "trivial loop"?
> > Are these stupid questions?
> >
> >
> > Andy
> >
> >
> >
> >
> > -----Original Message-----
> > From: Chris Scharff [mailto:[EMAIL PROTECTED]]
> > Sent: Thursday, January 03, 2002 3:21 PM
> > To: Exchange Discussions
> > Subject: RE: Question from a troll to a Yoda
> >
> >
> > If you take the time to read RFC2821 you can answer those questions, and
> > many others for yourself. http://www.faqs.org/rfcs/rfc2821.html
> >
> > Chris
> > --
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> >
> > > -----Original Message-----
> > > From: Tener, Richard [mailto:[EMAIL PROTECTED]]
> > > Sent: Thursday, January 03, 2002 2:29 PM
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> > > Subject: RE: Question from a troll to a Yoda
> > >
> > >
> > >
> > >
> > >
> > >
> > >
> > > um... is it really not obvious?
> > >
> > > 1) There are too many recipients in the email (that's the TO: line)
> > >      Whats the max amount would this be on the my server or
> > > the recievers
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> > > Subject: Question from a troll to a Yoda
> > >
> > >
> > > Can any Yoda tell me what this error or NDR means. I have
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> > >
> > > 1.) A mail message was not sent due to a protocol error.
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> > > 553 Too many recipients in the mail, should less than 100
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