Sophmoric humor
In the summer heat falls flat
Wait, it's Thursday, I don't have to use haiku to respond
--
be - MOS
I BET WHAT HAPPENED was they discovered fire and invented the wheel on the
same day. Then that night, they burned the wheel.
-- Jack Handley, The New Mexican, 1988.
> -----Original Message-----
> From: Dumb Guy [mailto:[EMAIL PROTECTED]]
> Sent: Thursday, July 11, 2002 3:57 PM
> To: Exchange Discussions
> Subject: While at Baja Fresh
>
>
> I noticed something at lunch.
>
> Why isn't the phrase "chopping [one's] meat" a double-entendre?
>
> Were the guido making the burrito innards using a different
> implement--a
> mallet rather than a cleaver, for instance--much snickering
> would ensue;
> e.g., "see that guy over there beating his meat". Guffaw.
>
> As it were, he was merely "chopping his meat". Utterance of this
> observation did not elicit even a slight chortle from those
> at the table.
> Only stoic acknowledgement of fact.
>
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