He's military only by association. The CTR in the title means he's a civilian contractor.
John H. Matteson, Jr. Systems Administrator/ITT Systems FOB Orgun-E Afghanistan DSN - 318 431 8001 VoSIP - (308) 431 - 0000 Iridium - 717.633.3823 "A man who thinks of himself as belonging to a particular national group in America has not yet become an American. And the man who goes among you to trade upon your nationality is no worthy son to live under the Stars and Stripes." Woodrow Wilson -----Original Message----- From: Joe Heaton [mailto:[EMAIL PROTECTED] Sent: Thursday, February 07, 2008 10:18 PM To: MS-Exchange Admin Issues Subject: RE: YEE HAW: I'm Southern Y'all Leave it to the military guy to find the porn in a candy store website... Joe Heaton -----Original Message----- From: Kent, Larry CTR USA IMCOM [mailto:[EMAIL PROTECTED] Sent: Thursday, February 07, 2008 9:03 AM To: MS-Exchange Admin Issues Subject: RE: YEE HAW: I'm Southern Y'all Ooo, I'll bet you liked the selections in tne adult section better.... :) -----Original Message----- From: Joe Heaton [mailto:[EMAIL PROTECTED] Sent: Thursday, February 07, 2008 11:39 AM To: MS-Exchange Admin Issues Subject: RE: YEE HAW: I'm Southern Y'all oooo, that place sells cinnamon toothpicks...haven't had those in years. Joe Heaton -----Original Message----- From: Maglinger, Paul [mailto:[EMAIL PROTECTED] Sent: Thursday, February 07, 2008 8:24 AM To: MS-Exchange Admin Issues Subject: RE: YEE HAW: I'm Southern Y'all http://candy-crate.stores.yahoo.net/oldfaslicorh.html Granted... it's an aquired taste. -----Original Message----- From: Micheal Espinola Jr [mailto:[EMAIL PROTECTED] Sent: Wednesday, February 06, 2008 9:52 AM To: MS-Exchange Admin Issues Subject: Re: YEE HAW: I'm Southern Y'all I dunno what your talking about, but "horehound" made me interested. On Feb 6, 2008 10:09 AM, Maglinger, Paul <[EMAIL PROTECTED]> wrote: > > > Not just red-eye gravy, but what about milk gravy? MMmmmm Mmmm! > And only a TRUE southerner would know about pokeweed, horehound candy, > sorghum, and breeches... > > ________________________________ > > > From: Tom Strader [mailto:[EMAIL PROTECTED] > Sent: Wednesday, February 06, 2008 7:20 AM > To: MS-Exchange Admin Issues > Subject: OT: YEE HAW: I'm Southern Y'all > > > > > > > > Southernisms: > > > > > 1.) Only a true Southerner knows the difference between a hissie fit and a > conniption, and that you don't "HAVE" them, -- you "PITCH" them. > > > 2.) Only a true Southerner knows how many fish, collard greens, turnip > greens, peas, beans, etc. make up "a mess." > > > 3.) Only a true Southerner can show or point out to you the general > direction of "yonder." > > > 4.) Only a true Southerner knows exactly how long "directly" is - as in: > "Going to town, be back directly." > > > 5.) All true Southerners, even babies, know that "Gimme some sugar" is not a > request for the white, granular sweet substance that sits in a pretty little > bowl on the middle of the table. > > > 6.) All true Southerners know exactly when "by and by" is. They might not > use the term, but they know the concept well. > > > 7.) Only a true Southerner knows instinctively that the best gesture of > solace for a neighbor who's got trouble is a plate of hot fried chicken and > a big bowl of cold potato salad. (If the neighbor's trouble is a real > crisis, they also know to add a large banana puddin'!) > > > 8.) Only true Southerners grow up knowing the difference between "right > near" and "a right far piece." They also know that "just down the road" can > be 1 mile or 20. > > > 9.) Only a true Southerner both knows and understands the difference between > a redneck, a good ol' boy, and po' white trash. > > > 10.) No true Southerner would ever assume that the car with the flashing > turn signal is actually going to make a turn. > > > 11.) A true Southerner knows that "fixin'" can be used as a noun, a verb, or > an adverb. > > > 12.) Only a true Southerner knows that the term "booger" can be a resident > of the nose, a descriptive, as in "that ol' booger," a first name or > something that jumps out at you in the dark and scares you senseless. > > > 13.) Only true Southerners make friends while standing in lines. We don't do > "queues", we do "lines," and when we're "in line," we talk to everybody! > > 14.) Put 100 true Southerners in a room and half of them will discover > they're related, even if only by marriage. > > > 15.) True Southerners never refer to one person as "y'all." > > > 16.) True Southerners know grits come from corn and how to eat them. > > > 17.) Every true Southerner knows tomatoes with eggs, bacon, grits, and > coffee are perfectly wonderful; that redeye gravy is also a breakfast food; > and that fried green tomatoes are not a breakfast food. > > > 18.) When you hear someone say, "Well, I caught myself lookin' .. ," you > know you are in the presence of a genuine Southerner! > > > 19.) Only true Southerners say "sweet tea" and "sweet milk." Sweet tea > indicates the need for sugar and lots of it - we do not like our tea > unsweetened. "Sweet milk" means you don't want buttermilk. > > > 20.) And a true Southerner knows you don't scream obscenities at little old > ladies who drive 30 MPH on the freeway. 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