LAWS OF LIFE & Law of Mechanical Repair After your hands become coated with grease, your nose will begin to itch or you'll have to pee.
& Law of the Workshop Any tool, when dropped, will roll or slide to the least accessible location. & Law of Probability The probability of being watched is directly proportional to the stupidity of your act. & Law of the Telephone If you dial a wrong number, you never get a busy signal. & Law of the Alibi If you tell the boss you were late for work because you had a flat tire, the very next morning you will have a flat tire. & Variation Law If you change lines (or traffic lanes), the one you were in will start to move faster than the one you are in now (works every time). & Law of the Bath When the body is fully immersed in water, the telephone rings. & Law of Close Encounters The probability of meeting someone you know increases dramatically when you are with someone you don't want to be seen with. & Law of the Result When you try to prove to someone that a machine won't work, it will. & Law of Biomechanics The severity of the itch is inversely proportional to your ability to reach and scratch it. & Law of the Theater At any event, the people whose seats are furthest from the aisle will arrive last. & Law of Coffee As soon as you sit down to a cup of hot coffee, your boss will ask you to do something which will last until the coffee is cold. & Murphy's Law of Lockers If there are only two people in a locker room, they will have adjacent lockers. & Law of Rugs/Carpets The chances of an open-faced jelly sandwich landing face down on a floor covering are directly correlated to the newness and cost of the carpet/rug. & Law of Location No matter where you go, there you are. & Law of Logical Argument Anything is possible if you don't know what you are talking about. & Brown's Law If the shoe fits, it's ugly. & Oliver's Law A closed mouth gathers no feet. & Wilson 's Law As soon as you find a product that you really like, they will stop making it. (This one is true every time!) & Doctors' Law If you don't feel well, make an appointment to see a doctor, and by the time you get there you'll feel better. Don't make an appointment and you'll remain sick. -- Have a productive day Meet us at IMTOS ( India Machine Tool Show from 24th to 27th July 2009) Vikram Pahwa Director-Imports & Technical Sudershan Measuring & Engineering P.L 4781 Hauz Qazi , Delhi-110006 India Tel: 91-11-2321-5822,2321-6372 Fax: 91-11-2321-5783 Email:[EMAIL PROTECTED] <[EMAIL PROTECTED]> --~--~---------~--~----~------------~-------~--~----~ You received this message because you are subscribed to the Google Groups "EX,GHPS,1988,V.V" group. To post to this group, send email to [email protected] To unsubscribe from this group, send email to [EMAIL PROTECTED] For more options, visit this group at http://groups.google.com/group/exghps1988v_v?hl=en -~----------~----~----~----~------~----~------~--~---
