Subject: Tax on Tax on Tax *What is in the wish list of Chidambram...!!!!*
*1) Ques. : What are you doing?* *Ans. : Business.** Tax : PAY PROFESSIONAL TAX!* *2) Ques. : What are you doing in Business?* *Ans. : Selling the Goods..** Tax : PAY SALES TAX!!* *3) Ques. : From where are you getting Goods?** **Ans. : From other State/Abroad** Tax : PAY CENTRAL SALES TAX, CUSTOM DUTY & OCTROI!* *4) Ques. : What are you getting in Selling Goods?* *Ans. : Profit.** Tax : PAY INCOME TAX!* *5) Ques. : How do you distribute profit ?* *Ans : By way of dividend** Tax : Pay dividend distribution Tax* *6) Ques. : Where you Manufacturing the Goods?* *Ans. : Factory.** Tax : PAY EXCISE DUTY!* *7) Ques. : Do you have Office / Warehouse/ Factory?* *Ans. : Yes** Tax : PAY MUNICIPAL & FIRE TAX!* *8) Ques. : Do you have Staff?* *Ans. : Yes** Tax : PAY STAFF PROFESSIONAL TAX!* *9) Ques. : Doing business in Millions?** **Ans.. : Yes** Tax : PAY TURNOVER TAX! Ans : No Tax : Then pay Minimum Alternate Tax* *10) Ques. : Are you taking out over 25,000 Cash from Bank?* *Ans. : Yes, for Salary.** Tax : PAY CASH HANDLING TAX!* *11) Ques.: Where are you taking your client for Lunch & Dinner?* *Ans. : Hotel** Tax : PAY FOOD & ENTERTAINMENT TAX!* *12) Ques.: Are you going Out of Station for Business?* *Ans. : Yes** Tax : PAY FRINGE BENEFIT TAX!* *13) Ques.: Have you taken or given any Service/s?* *Ans. : Yes** Tax : PAY SERVICE TAX!* *14) Ques.: How come you got such a Big Amount?** **Ans. : Gift on birthday..** Tax : PAY GIFT TAX!* *15) Ques.: Do you have any Wealth?* *Ans. : Yes** Tax : PAY WEALTH TAX!* *16) Ques.: To reduce Tension, for entertainment, where are you going?** **Ans. : Cinema or Resort.** Tax : PAY ENTERTAINMENT TAX!* *17) Ques.: Have you purchased House?* *Ans. : Yes** Tax : PAY STAMP DUTY & REGISTRATION FEE !* *18) Ques.: How you Travel?* *Ans. : Bus** Tax : PAY SURCHARGE!* *19) Ques.: Any Additional Tax?* *Ans.. : Yes** Tax : PAY EDUCATIONAL, ADDITIONAL EDUCATIONAL & SURCHARGE ON ALL THE CENTRAL GOVT.'s TAX !!!* *20) Ques.: Delayed any time Paying Any Tax?* *Ans. : Yes** Tax : PAY INTEREST & PENALTY!* *21) INDIAN :: Can I die now??** **Ans :: Wait……. We are about to launch the funeral tax!!!* ------------------------------ This transmission may contain information that is privileged, confidential, legally privileged, and/or exempt from disclosure under applicable law. If you are not the intended recipient, you are hereby notified that any disclosure, copying, distribution, or use of the information contained herein (including any reliance thereon) is STRICTLY PROHIBITED. Although this transmission and any attachments are believed to be free of any virus or other defect that might affect any computer system into which it is received and opened, it is the responsibility of the recipient to ensure that it is virus free and no responsibility is accepted by Raymond Ltd., its subsidiaries and affiliates, as applicable, for any loss or damage arising in any way from its use. If you received this transmission in error, please immediately contact the sender and destroy the material in its entirety, whether in electronic or hard copy format. Thank you. *Mukesh Mehta Mob-9323974912* -- Have a productive day Meet us at IMTOS ( India Machine Tool Show from 24th to 27th July 2009) Vikram Pahwa Director-Imports & Technical Sudershan Measuring & Engineering P.L 4781 Hauz Qazi , Delhi-110006 India Tel: 91-11-2321-5822,2321-6372 Fax: 91-11-2321-5783 Email:[EMAIL PROTECTED] <[EMAIL PROTECTED]> --~--~---------~--~----~------------~-------~--~----~ You received this message because you are subscribed to the Google Groups "EX,GHPS,1988,V.V" group. To post to this group, send email to [email protected] To unsubscribe from this group, send email to [EMAIL PROTECTED] For more options, visit this group at http://groups.google.com/group/exghps1988v_v?hl=en -~----------~----~----~----~------~----~------~--~---
