With due regards ..Its not that only sardar docs who are witty... even who
don't make the grade are equally so.. no wonder most of the jokes are based on
them ( khud hi karde hone hai) lol
cheers
Sardar Dictionary
A Sardarji applied for admission to a Medical
School. He never made it after
the answers he gave to the quiz. Here they are.
ANTIBODY- against everyone
ARTERY- the study of fine paintings
BACTERIA- back door entry to a cafeteria
BENIGN- what you be after you be eight
BOWEL- letters like a, e, i, o, u
CAESARIAN SECTION- a district in Rome
CARDIOLOGY- advanced study of poker playing
CAT SCAN- searching for lost pussycat
CHRONIC- neck of a crow
COMA- punctuation mark
CORTIZONE- area around the local court house
CYST- short for sister
DIAGNOSIS- person with a slanted nose
DILATE- the late British princess
DISLOCATION- in this place
DUODENUM- couple in Jeans
ENEMA- not a friend
FALSE LABOUR- pretending to work
GENES- Blue denims
GROIN- to mash to a pulp/smile
HERNIA- she is close by
HYMEN- greeting to several males
IMPOTENT- distinguished, well known
LABOR PAIN- hurt at work
LACTOSE- person without digits on the foot
LIPOSUCTION- French Kiss
LYMPH- walk unsteadily
MENOPAUSE- I no wait
MICROBES- small dressing gowns
OBESITY- City of Obe
PACEMAKER- winner of Noble Peace Prize
PROTEIN- in favour of Teens
PULSE- grain
PUS- a small cat
RED BLOOD COUNT- Dracula
RUPTURE- ecstasy
SECRETION- hiding anything
SEMEN- sailors
SERUM- sailors drink
SUBCUTANEOUS- not cute enough
SUTURE- Gujarathi for "what do you want?"
TABLET- small table
TUMOR- extra pair
ULTRASOUND- radical noise
URINE- opposite of you're out
VARICOSE- very close
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