Subject: New Lexus
Heres the New thing about the Latest Lexus that is doing
its rounds on the net posted by a beaming customer.... ..
I bought a new Lexus 455lxs and returned to the dealer the
next day complaining that I couldn't figure out how the radio
worked.
The salesman explained that the radio was voice activated.
'Watch this!', he said, 'Nelson'! The Radio replied, 'Ricky or Willie?'
'Willie!', he continued and 'On The Road Again' came from the speakers.
Then he said, 'Ray Charles!', and in an instant 'Georgia On My Mind'
replaced Willie Nelson.
I drove away happy, and for the next few days, every time
I'd say, 'Beethoven,' I'd get beautiful classical music, and if I said,
'Beatles,' I'd get one of their awesome songs.
Yesterday, a couple ran a red light and nearly creamed my
new car, but I swerved in time to avoid them. I yelled, 'Ass
Holes!'
Immediately the Pakistani National Anthem began to play, sung by Asif
Zardari and Mian Sharif, backed up by Musharaff and The PPP Party, with
Imran Khan on guitar, Farzana Raja on drums, Shah Mahmood Qureshi on
harmonica, Judge Chowdhury on tambourine, George Bush on sax and Sherry
Rehman on scotch...!
Damn, I LOVE this car!
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