Lesson 1:
A man is getting into the shower just as his wife is finishing up her
shower, when the doorbell
rings.<http://funlok.com/index.php/story/5-minute-management-course.html>
The wife quickly wraps herself in a towel and runs downstairs.
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When she opens the door, there stands Bob, the next-door
neighbor.<http://funlok.com/index.php/story/5-minute-management-course.html>
Before she says a word, Bob says, "I'll give you $800 to drop that
towel, " <http://funlok.com/index.php/story/5-minute-management-course.html>
After thinking for a moment, the woman drops her towel and stands naked
in front of
Bob<http://funlok.com/index.php/story/5-minute-management-course.html>
After a few seconds, Bob hands her $800 and
leaves.<http://funlok.com/index.php/story/5-minute-management-course.html>
The woman wraps back up in the towel and goes back
upstairs.<http://funlok.com/index.php/story/5-minute-management-course.html>
When she gets to the bathroom, her husband asks, "Who was
that?"<http://funlok.com/index.php/story/5-minute-management-course.html>
"It was Bob the next door neighbor," she
replies.<http://funlok.com/index.php/story/5-minute-management-course.html>
"Great," the husband says, "did he say anything about the $800 he owes
me?" <http://funlok.com/index.php/story/5-minute-management-course.html>
Moral of the
story<http://funlok.com/index.php/story/5-minute-management-course.html>
If you share critical information pertaining to credit and risk with
your shareholders in time,you may be in a position to prevent avoidable
exposure.<http://funlok.com/index.php/story/5-minute-management-course.html>
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Lesson 2:<http://funlok.com/index.php/story/5-minute-management-course.html>
A priest offered a Nun a lift. She got in and crossed her legs, forcing
her gown to reveal a leg. The priest nearly had an accident. After
controlling the car, he stealthily slid his hand up her
leg.<http://funlok.com/index.php/story/5-minute-management-course.html>
The nun said, "Father, remember Psalm
129?"<http://funlok.com/index.php/story/5-minute-management-course.html>
The priest removed his hand. But, changing gears, he let his hand slide
up her leg
again.<http://funlok.com/index.php/story/5-minute-management-course.html>
The nun once again said, "Father, remember Psalm
129?"<http://funlok.com/index.php/story/5-minute-management-course.html>
The priest apologized "Sorry sister but the flesh is
weak."<http://funlok.com/index.php/story/5-minute-management-course.html>
Arriving at the convent, the nun sighed heavily and went on her
way.<http://funlok.com/index.php/story/5-minute-management-course.html>
On his arrival at the church, the priest rushed to look up Psalm 129 It
said, "Go forth and seek, further up, you will find
glory."<http://funlok.com/index.php/story/5-minute-management-course.html>
Moral of the
story<http://funlok.com/index.php/story/5-minute-management-course.html>
If you are not well informed in your job, you might miss a great
opportunity.<http://funlok.com/index.php/story/5-minute-management-course.html>
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Lesson 3:<http://funlok.com/index.php/story/5-minute-management-course.html>
A sales rep, an administration clerk, and the manager are walking to
lunch when they find an antique oil lamp. They rub it and a Genie
comes out.<http://funlok.com/index.php/story/5-minute-management-course.html>
The Genie says, "I'll give each of you just one
wish."<http://funlok.com/index.php/story/5-minute-management-course.html>
"Me first! Me first!" says the admin clerk. "I want to be in the
Bahamas, driving a speedboat, without a care in the
world."<http://funlok.com/index.php/story/5-minute-management-course.html>
Puff! She's
gone.<http://funlok.com/index.php/story/5-minute-management-course.html>
"Me next! Me next!" says the sales rep. "I want to be in Hawaii,
relaxing on the beach with my personal masseuse, an endless supply of Pina
Coladas and the love of my
life."<http://funlok.com/index.php/story/5-minute-management-course.html>
Puff! He's
gone.<http://funlok.com/index.php/story/5-minute-management-course.html>
"OK, you're up," the Genie says to the
manager.<http://funlok.com/index.php/story/5-minute-management-course.html>
The manager says, "I want those two back in the office after
lunch."<http://funlok.com/index.php/story/5-minute-management-course.html>
Moral of the
story<http://funlok.com/index.php/story/5-minute-management-course.html>
Always let your boss have the first
say.<http://funlok.com/index.php/story/5-minute-management-course.html>
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Lesson 4:<http://funlok.com/index.php/story/5-minute-management-course.html>
An eagle was sitting on a tree resting, doing nothing. A small rabbit
saw the eagle and asked him, "Can I also sit like you and do
nothing?"<http://funlok.com/index.php/story/5-minute-management-course.html>
The eagle answered: "Sure , why
not."<http://funlok.com/index.php/story/5-minute-management-course.html>
So, the rabbit sat on the ground below the eagle and rested. All of a
sudden, a fox appeared, jumped on the rabbit and ate
it.<http://funlok.com/index.php/story/5-minute-management-course.html>
Moral of the
story<http://funlok.com/index.php/story/5-minute-management-course.html>
To be sitting and doing nothing, you must be sitting very, very high
up. <http://funlok.com/index.php/story/5-minute-management-course.html>
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Lesson 5:<http://funlok.com/index.php/story/5-minute-management-course.html>
A turkey was chatting with a bull. "I would love to be able to get to
the top of that tree," sighed the turkey,"but I haven't got the
energy."<http://funlok.com/index.php/story/5-minute-management-course.html>
"Well, why don't you nibble on some of my droppings?" replied the
bull.<http://funlok.com/index.php/story/5-minute-management-course.html>
They're packed with
nutrients."<http://funlok.com/index.php/story/5-minute-management-course.html>
The turkey pecked at a lump of dung, and found it actually gave him
enough strength to reach the lowest branch of the
tree.<http://funlok.com/index.php/story/5-minute-management-course.html>
The next day, after eating some more dung, he reached the second
branch.<http://funlok.com/index.php/story/5-minute-management-course.html>
Finally after a fourth night, the turkey was proudly perched at the top of
the tree. He was promptly spotted by a farmer, who shot him out of the
tree.<http://funlok.com/index.php/story/5-minute-management-course.html>
Moral of the
story<http://funlok.com/index.php/story/5-minute-management-course.html>
BullShit might get you to the top, but it won't keep you
there.<http://funlok.com/index.php/story/5-minute-management-course.html>
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Lesson 6:<http://funlok.com/index.php/story/5-minute-management-course.html>
A little bird was flying south for the Winter.It was so cold the bird
froze and fell to the ground into a large field. While he was lying there, a
cow came by and dropped some dung on him. As the frozen bird lay there in
the pile of cow dung, he began to realize how warm he
was.<http://funlok.com/index.php/story/5-minute-management-course.html>
The dung was actually thawing him out! He lay there all warm and happy, and
soon began to sing for
joy.<http://funlok.com/index.php/story/5-minute-management-course.html>
A passing cat heard the bird singing and came to
investigate.<http://funlok.com/index.php/story/5-minute-management-course.html>
Following the sound, the cat discovered the bird under the pile of cow
dung, and promptly dug him out and ate
him.<http://funlok.com/index.php/story/5-minute-management-course.html>
Morals of this
story<http://funlok.com/index.php/story/5-minute-management-course.html>
(1) Not everyone who shits on you is your
enemy.<http://funlok.com/index.php/story/5-minute-management-course.html>
(2) Not everyone who gets you out of shit is your
friend.<http://funlok.com/index.php/story/5-minute-management-course.html>
(3) And when you're in deep shit, it's best to keep your mouth
<http://funlok.com/index.php/story/5-minute-management-course.html>shut!
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