Vikky,
I liked your last one the best.It is good to keep mouth shut when
you are in deep shit.
Mani
On Wed, Sep 10, 2008 at 9:13 PM, Vikram Pahwa <[EMAIL PROTECTED]> wrote:
>
>
> Lesson 1:
>
>
> A man is getting into the shower just as his wife is finishing up her
> shower, when the doorbell
> rings.<http://funlok.com/index.php/story/5-minute-management-course.html>
>
> The wife quickly wraps herself in a towel and runs downstairs.
> <http://funlok.com/index.php/story/5-minute-management-course.html>
> When she opens the door, there stands Bob, the next-door
> neighbor.<http://funlok.com/index.php/story/5-minute-management-course.html>
>
> Before she says a word, Bob says, "I'll give you $800 to drop that
> towel, "<http://funlok.com/index.php/story/5-minute-management-course.html>
>
> After thinking for a moment, the woman drops her towel and stands naked
> in front of
> Bob<http://funlok.com/index.php/story/5-minute-management-course.html>
> After a few seconds, Bob hands her $800 and
> leaves.<http://funlok.com/index.php/story/5-minute-management-course.html>
>
> The woman wraps back up in the towel and goes back
> upstairs.<http://funlok.com/index.php/story/5-minute-management-course.html>
>
> When she gets to the bathroom, her husband asks, "Who was
> that?"<http://funlok.com/index.php/story/5-minute-management-course.html>
>
> "It was Bob the next door neighbor," she
> replies.<http://funlok.com/index.php/story/5-minute-management-course.html>
>
> "Great," the husband says, "did he say anything about the $800 he owes
> me?" <http://funlok.com/index.php/story/5-minute-management-course.html>
>
>
>
>
> Moral of the
> story<http://funlok.com/index.php/story/5-minute-management-course.html>
>
> If you share critical information pertaining to credit and risk with
> your shareholders in time,you may be in a position to prevent avoidable
> exposure.<http://funlok.com/index.php/story/5-minute-management-course.html>
>
>
> *********<http://funlok.com/index.php/story/5-minute-management-course.html>
>
> Lesson
> 2:<http://funlok.com/index.php/story/5-minute-management-course.html>
>
>
> A priest offered a Nun a lift. She got in and crossed her legs, forcing
> her gown to reveal a leg. The priest nearly had an accident. After
> controlling the car, he stealthily slid his hand up her
> leg.<http://funlok.com/index.php/story/5-minute-management-course.html>
>
> The nun said, "Father, remember Psalm
> 129?"<http://funlok.com/index.php/story/5-minute-management-course.html>
>
> The priest removed his hand. But, changing gears, he let his hand slide
> up her leg
> again.<http://funlok.com/index.php/story/5-minute-management-course.html>
>
> The nun once again said, "Father, remember Psalm
> 129?"<http://funlok.com/index.php/story/5-minute-management-course.html>
>
> The priest apologized "Sorry sister but the flesh is
> weak."<http://funlok.com/index.php/story/5-minute-management-course.html>
>
> Arriving at the convent, the nun sighed heavily and went on her
> way.<http://funlok.com/index.php/story/5-minute-management-course.html>
>
> On his arrival at the church, the priest rushed to look up Psalm 129 It
> said, "Go forth and seek, further up, you will find
> glory."<http://funlok.com/index.php/story/5-minute-management-course.html>
>
>
>
> Moral of the
> story<http://funlok.com/index.php/story/5-minute-management-course.html>
>
> If you are not well informed in your job, you might miss a great
> opportunity.<http://funlok.com/index.php/story/5-minute-management-course.html>
>
>
> *********<http://funlok.com/index.php/story/5-minute-management-course.html>
>
> Lesson
> 3:<http://funlok.com/index.php/story/5-minute-management-course.html>
>
>
> A sales rep, an administration clerk, and the manager are walking to
> lunch when they find an antique oil lamp. They rub it and a Genie comes
> out.<http://funlok.com/index.php/story/5-minute-management-course.html>
>
> The Genie says, "I'll give each of you just one
> wish."<http://funlok.com/index.php/story/5-minute-management-course.html>
>
> "Me first! Me first!" says the admin clerk. "I want to be in the
> Bahamas, driving a speedboat, without a care in the
> world."<http://funlok.com/index.php/story/5-minute-management-course.html>
>
> Puff! She's
> gone.<http://funlok.com/index.php/story/5-minute-management-course.html>
>
> "Me next! Me next!" says the sales rep. "I want to be in Hawaii,
> relaxing on the beach with my personal masseuse, an endless supply of Pina
> Coladas and the love of my
> life."<http://funlok.com/index.php/story/5-minute-management-course.html>
>
> Puff! He's
> gone.<http://funlok.com/index.php/story/5-minute-management-course.html>
>
> "OK, you're up," the Genie says to the
> manager.<http://funlok.com/index.php/story/5-minute-management-course.html>
>
> The manager says, "I want those two back in the office after
> lunch."<http://funlok.com/index.php/story/5-minute-management-course.html>
>
>
>
> Moral of the
> story<http://funlok.com/index.php/story/5-minute-management-course.html>
>
> Always let your boss have the first
> say.<http://funlok.com/index.php/story/5-minute-management-course.html>
>
>
> *********<http://funlok.com/index.php/story/5-minute-management-course.html>
>
> Lesson
> 4:<http://funlok.com/index.php/story/5-minute-management-course.html>
>
>
> An eagle was sitting on a tree resting, doing nothing. A small rabbit
> saw the eagle and asked him, "Can I also sit like you and do
> nothing?"<http://funlok.com/index.php/story/5-minute-management-course.html>
>
> The eagle answered: "Sure , why
> not."<http://funlok.com/index.php/story/5-minute-management-course.html>
>
> So, the rabbit sat on the ground below the eagle and rested. All of a
> sudden, a fox appeared, jumped on the rabbit and ate
> it.<http://funlok.com/index.php/story/5-minute-management-course.html>
>
>
>
> Moral of the
> story<http://funlok.com/index.php/story/5-minute-management-course.html>
>
> To be sitting and doing nothing, you must be sitting very, very high
> up. <http://funlok.com/index.php/story/5-minute-management-course.html>
>
>
> *********<http://funlok.com/index.php/story/5-minute-management-course.html>
>
> Lesson
> 5:<http://funlok.com/index.php/story/5-minute-management-course.html>
>
>
> A turkey was chatting with a bull. "I would love to be able to get to
> the top of that tree," sighed the turkey,"but I haven't got the
> energy."<http://funlok.com/index.php/story/5-minute-management-course.html>
>
> "Well, why don't you nibble on some of my droppings?" replied the
> bull.<http://funlok.com/index.php/story/5-minute-management-course.html>
>
> They're packed with
> nutrients."<http://funlok.com/index.php/story/5-minute-management-course.html>
>
> The turkey pecked at a lump of dung, and found it actually gave him
> enough strength to reach the lowest branch of the
> tree.<http://funlok.com/index.php/story/5-minute-management-course.html>
>
> The next day, after eating some more dung, he reached the second
> branch.<http://funlok.com/index.php/story/5-minute-management-course.html>
>
> Finally after a fourth night, the turkey was proudly perched at the top of
> the tree. He was promptly spotted by a farmer, who shot him out of the
> tree.<http://funlok.com/index.php/story/5-minute-management-course.html>
>
>
>
> Moral of the
> story<http://funlok.com/index.php/story/5-minute-management-course.html>
>
> BullShit might get you to the top, but it won't keep you
> there.<http://funlok.com/index.php/story/5-minute-management-course.html>
>
>
> *********<http://funlok.com/index.php/story/5-minute-management-course.html>
>
> Lesson
> 6:<http://funlok.com/index.php/story/5-minute-management-course.html>
>
>
> A little bird was flying south for the Winter.It was so cold the bird
> froze and fell to the ground into a large field. While he was lying there, a
> cow came by and dropped some dung on him. As the frozen bird lay there in
> the pile of cow dung, he began to realize how warm he
> was.<http://funlok.com/index.php/story/5-minute-management-course.html>
>
> The dung was actually thawing him out! He lay there all warm and happy, and
> soon began to sing for
> joy.<http://funlok.com/index.php/story/5-minute-management-course.html>
>
> A passing cat heard the bird singing and came to
> investigate.<http://funlok.com/index.php/story/5-minute-management-course.html>
>
> Following the sound, the cat discovered the bird under the pile of cow
> dung, and promptly dug him out and ate
> him.<http://funlok.com/index.php/story/5-minute-management-course.html>
>
>
>
> Morals of this
> story<http://funlok.com/index.php/story/5-minute-management-course.html>
>
> (1) Not everyone who shits on you is your
> enemy.<http://funlok.com/index.php/story/5-minute-management-course.html>
>
> (2) Not everyone who gets you out of shit is your
> friend.<http://funlok.com/index.php/story/5-minute-management-course.html>
>
> (3) And when you're in deep shit, it's best to keep your mouth
> <http://funlok.com/index.php/story/5-minute-management-course.html>shut!
>
>
>
>
> --
> Have a productive day
>
> Meet us at IMTOS ( India Machine Tool Show from 24th to 27th July 2009)
>
> Vikram Pahwa
> Director-Imports & Technical
> Sudershan Measuring & Engineering P.L
> 4781 Hauz Qazi , Delhi-110006
> India
> Tel: 91-11-2321-5822,2321-6372
> Fax: 91-11-2321-5783
> Email:[EMAIL PROTECTED] <[EMAIL PROTECTED]>
>
> >
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