… and the answers (culled from the web) from this side of the
globe:______________________________________________________________________
"Azharuddin
I am totally innocent, you know, I'm unnecessarily being dragged into this, you
know, because I'm from the minority.... . I neither know the chicken nor the
road, you know....
George Fernandes
I am deeply hurt that this question is being asked after my 40 clean years of
public life. I don't own a house, or a car, leave alone a chicken !!!
Mulayam
I demand a 50% reservation of the road for the chicken class, so that they can
cross the road freely without their motives being questioned
Arjun Singh
Our policy will ensure the development of socially underprivileged chickens so
that they can also cross roads.
Abdul Kalam
Yes, why did the chickens cross the road? .. please tell me why? .. they
crossed to go to the other side of the road... now repeat after me ....
Advani
I see Pakistani hand in this ...
Vatal Nagaraj
No Tamil or outside chickens will be allowed to cross our roads, our roads are
meant only for Kanadiga chickens!.
Bal Thackarey
Chickens crossing the roads is against our culture, my followers will stone all
such chickens which cross the road.
Jayalalithaa
>From reliable sources I've got the information that the chicken belongs to
>Karunanidhi. He is making his chicken cross the road to create law & order
>problems. The chicken has now been imprisoned under POTA.
Amitabh Bachhan
The chicken has crossed the road?.. are you sure.. very sure ... really sure...
Venkaiah Naidu
'We are very sure of the fact that the chicken did not cross the road. It's a
conspiracy by the Congress. The poor chicken has been made a scapegoat in this
whole issue'
Karat
We are adopting a wait and watch policy. We have convened a meeting of the
third front today. We will decide the future course of action after the chicken
comes back..
Maneka Gandhi
Chicken crossed the road alone...!! If a vehicle had passed over it, we would
have lost one of our dearest creatures. Ban all vehicles from using the road.
Protect our chickens...
MANMOHAN SINGH
I know the opposition leader has been sending this Chik to the astrologer, who
lives across the road.
SONIA GANDHI
This is a conspiracy by the opposition to destabilise UPA. Sh Rajeev
Gandhiji.kaa yeh sapna thaa ki koi chicken aise sadak paar nahi GHOOME.
VAJPAYEE
Chicken----- Chicken-- ----Chicken? Kya zaroorat thi sadak paar karne ki? Ham
toh abh bhi idhar hi hain.
MAYAWATI
Yeh MANUWADIYON ki mere khilaaf SAZISH hai. Khud CHICKEN ko sadak ke paar
bhejte hai takih woh mar jaye aur mujhe PARDHAN MANTRI ban jaane se rok liya
jaye
RAHUL GANDHI
Jab main pichhli chhutiyon mein AMETHI gaya thaa toh "KALAWATI" ne mujhe rote
hue batayaa thaa ki uska CHICKEN chori ho gaya hai. Yeh wohi chicken hai."
American Answers
Why did the chicken cross the road?
BARACK OBAMA: The chicken crossed the road because it was time for a change!
The chicken wanted change!
JOHN MC CAIN: My friends, that chicken crossed the road because he
recognized the need to engage in cooperation and dialogue with all the chickens
on the other side of the road.
HILLARY CLINTON: When I was First Lady, I personally helped that little
chicken to cross the road. This experience makes me uniquely qualified to
ensure - right from Day One! - that every chicken in this country gets the
chance it deserves to cross the road. But then, this really isn't about me.
GEORGE W. BUSH: We don't really care why the chicken crossed the road.
We just want to know if the chicken is on our side of the road, or not. The
chicken is either against us, or for us. There is no middle ground here.
DICK CHENEY: Where's my gun?
COLIN POWELL: Now to the left of the screen, you can clearly see the satellite
image of the chicken crossing the road.
BILL CLINTON: I did not cross the road with that chicken. What is your
definition of chicken?
AL GORE: I invented the chicken.
JOHN KERRY: Although I voted to let the chicken cross the road, I am now
against it! It was the wrong road to cross, and I was misled about the
chicken's intentions. I am not for it now, and will remain against it.
AL SHARPTON: Why are all the chickens white? We need some black chickens.
DR. PHIL: The problem we have here is that this chicken won't realize that he
must first deal with the problem on this side of the road before it goes after
the problem on the other side of the road... What we need to do is help him
realize how stupid he's acting by not taking on his current problems before
adding new problems.
OPRAH: Well, I understand that the chicken is having problems, which is why he
wants to cross this road so bad. So instead of having the chicken learn from
his mistakes and take falls, which is a part of life, I'm going to give this
chicken a car so that he can just drive across the road and not live his life
like the rest of the chickens.
DR SEUSS: Did the chicken cross the road? Did he cross it with a toad?
Did he cross it with a hare? Did he cross it with a bear? Did he check if the
road was hot? I kinda doubt it, I think not! Yes, the chicken crossed the road,
but why it crossed, I've not been told. Just one more thing I have to say, it's
been bugging me to this very day. If the Chicken is a she, why do we keep
saying HE?
ERNEST HEMINGWAY: To die in the rain, alone.
JERRY FALWELL: Because the chicken was gay! Can't you people see the
plain truth? That's why they call it the 'other side.' Yes, my friends, that
chicken is gay. And if you eat that chicken, you will become gay, too. I say we
boycott all chickens until we sort out this abomination that the liberal media
whitewashes with seemingly harmless phrases like 'the other side.' That
chicken should not be crossing the road. It's as plain and as simple as that.
GRANDPA: In my day we didn't ask why the chicken crossed the road.
Somebody told us the chicken crossed the road, and that was good enough.
ARISTOTLE: It is the nature of chickens to cross the road.
JOHN LENNON: Imagine all the chickens in the world crossing roads together, in
peace.
BILL GATES: I have just released eChicken2008, which will not only cross roads,
but will lay eggs, file your important documents, and balance your checkbook.
Internet Explorer is an integral part of eChicken2008. This new platform is
much more stable and will never cra......#@&&^(C%........ ..reboot!
COLONEL SANDERS: Did I miss one?
Sarah Palin: All you people who believe in God, my church prayed hard
so this chicken could cross the road and find meaning in its life.
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