Here is another joke. Once the head priest had to take a day off so he asks the deacon to do the confessions for the day. The first guys comes in and says that Forgive me because i just gave a blow job to somebody. The Deacon says that is a sin.He looks at the sheet and couldn't find a punishment for that.So,he went out to ask one of the Altar boys about what he pays for the blow job. The Altar boy says,"About five dollars" On Fri, Sep 26, 2008 at 11:55 AM, maninder singh <[EMAIL PROTECTED]>wrote:
> Joke Time Guys!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! > > A guy suspected that his wife was cheating on him so he came home early one > day and he saw his wife in a towel,hair all messed up.He runs in all the > rooms but didn't find anybody.Goes upstairs and looks through the window on > the street and finds this guy sitting in a Volkswagen and trying to start > it.He picks up the refrigerator and throws on the guy in the car but himself > gets heart attack and dies. > He reaches God and God asks him what did he do.He tells about how he > suspected his wife and he killed somebody. > God sends him to hell. > Now,the guy sitting in the Volkswagen comes to God and God asks him what he > did. > He says that he was stealing somebody's car and somebody threw refrigerator > on him and he died.God sends him to Hell. > Now comes the third one. > God asks him what did he do?????????????? > He says,"I was just sitting in a refrigerator and somebody threw the > refrigerator out the window. > Boom!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! > > > On Fri, Sep 26, 2008 at 8:09 AM, maninder singh <[EMAIL PROTECTED]>wrote: > >> Good one Tunnu!!! >> >> Here comes one from my side. >> >> A newly married couple were going on a honeymoon.They decided to go to >> Simla by train.When the train would pass through a tunnel it would get dark >> inside.One of the tunnels was pretty long. >> The husband goes,"If i knew that the tunnel was going to be that long and >> it would get dark in here for so long.Then,we could even make love in that >> time" >> The wife exclaims,"Oh!! my God,Then who was >> that?????????????" >> >> On Fri, Sep 26, 2008 at 5:13 AM, MANMEET SINGH KOHLI <[EMAIL PROTECTED] >> > wrote: >> >>> A man and a woman, who had never met before, found themselves >>> assigned >>> to the same sleeping room on a transcontinental train. Though >>> initially embarrassed and uneasy over sharing a room, the two were >>> tired and fell asleep quickly, he in the upper bunk and she in the >>> lower. >>> >>> At 2:00 AM, he leaned over and gently wakes the woman, saying, "Ma'am, >>> I'm sorry to bother you, but would you be kind enough to reach into >>> the closet to get me a second blanket? I'm awfully cold." >>> >>> "I have a better idea," she replied. "Just for tonight, why don't we >>> pretend that we're married?" >>> >>> "Wow! That's a great idea!!" he is excited. >>> >>> And she said. >>> . >>> . >>> . >>> . >>> . >>> . >>> . >>> . >>> . >>> . >>> . >>> >>> . >>> . >>> . >>> . >>> . >>> . >>> . >>> . >>> . >>> . >>> . >>> . >>> >>> "Then get up and take it yourself"!! >>> >>> >>> >>> >> > --~--~---------~--~----~------------~-------~--~----~ You received this message because you are subscribed to the Google Groups "EX,GHPS,1988,V.V" group. To post to this group, send email to [email protected] To unsubscribe from this group, send email to [EMAIL PROTECTED] For more options, visit this group at http://groups.google.com/group/exghps1988v_v?hl=en -~----------~----~----~----~------~----~------~--~---
