Good Lord.......That's one helluva inference which is surely gonno smoke some arses.........dangerously foggadacious. :-)
Date: Fri, 26 Sep 2008 05:41:56 -0700From: [EMAIL PROTECTED]: exghps1988v_v Re: "ARE YOU GAY?" Self examinationTo: [email protected] Doctor jab bhi bolta hai,chhakaas bolta hai Good one Shelly................................................ip--- On Fri, 9/26/08, Shailender Monga <[EMAIL PROTECTED]> wrote: From: Shailender Monga <[EMAIL PROTECTED]>Subject: exghps1988v_v "ARE YOU GAY?" Self examinationTo: [email protected], "Abhijit Duttagupta" <[EMAIL PROTECTED]>Date: Friday, September 26, 2008, 11:43 AM Guys, read this. Girls, ask your guys to read this.IT'S TIME FOR YOUR ANNUAL "AM I GAY?" SELF-EXAMINATION:1. If you are over thirty and you have a washboard stomach, you are gay. Itmeans you haven't sucked back enough beer with the boys and have spent therest of your free time doing sit-ups, aerobics, and doing the Oprah diet.2. If you have a cat, you are a Flaaaaming homo. A cat is like a dog, butgay. It grooms itself constantly but never scratches itself, has a delicatetouch except when it uses its nails, and whines to be fed. And just thinkabout how you call a dog ... "Killer, come here! I said get your ass overhere, Killer!" Now think about how you call a cat .."Bun-bun, come to daddy,snookums!" Jeeezus, you're fit to be framed, you're so gay.3. If you suck on lollipops, Ring-Pops, baby pacifiers, or any suchnonsense, rest assured, you are a Gaylord. A straight man only sucks onbar-b-que ribs, crab claws, raw oysters, crawfish guts, pickled pigs feet,or tits. Anything else and you are in training to suck El Dicko andundeniably a fag.4. If you refuse to take a dump in a public bathroom or piss in a parkinglot, you crave a deep homosexual relationship ... A man's world is hisbathroom; he defecates and urinates where he pleases.5. If you drink decaf coffee with skim milk, you like a high hard one in thepoop chute. Coffee is to be hard strong, black, and full aroma. A straightman will never be heard ordering a "Decaf Cafe Latte with Skim," and he willnever, ever know what artificial sweetener tastes like. If you've hadNutraSweet in your mouth, you've had a man there, too.6. If you know more than six names of colors or four different types ofdessert, you might as well be handing out free passes to your ass. A realman doesn't have memory space in his brain to remember all of that crap aswell as all the names of all the players in the Major league, NFL, NHL,college ball, PGA and NASCAR. If you can pick out chartreuse or you knowwhat a "fressier" is you're gay. And if you can name ANY type of textileother than denim, you are faggadocious.7. If you drive with both hands on the wheel, forget it, you're dying totune a meat whistle. A man only puts both hands on the wheel to honk at aslow-ass driver or to cut the punk off. The rest of the time he needs thathand to change the radio station, eat a hamburger, hold his beer, or playwith his honey in the passenger seat (or okay, maybe sometimes his own"honey" when absolutely necessary).8. If you enjoy romantic comedies or French films, mon-frere, vous le Gay,oui? The only time it is acceptable to watch one of those is with a womanwho knows how to reward her man. Watching any of the above films by yourselfor with another man is likely to result in SHC (Spontaneous HomosexualCombustion) -which is what happens to fags when they Flame out too._________________________________________________________________ Searching for the best deals on travel? Visit MSN Travel. http://in.msn.com/coxandkings --~--~---------~--~----~------------~-------~--~----~ You received this message because you are subscribed to the Google Groups "EX,GHPS,1988,V.V" group. To post to this group, send email to [email protected] To unsubscribe from this group, send email to [EMAIL PROTECTED] For more options, visit this group at http://groups.google.com/group/exghps1988v_v?hl=en -~----------~----~----~----~------~----~------~--~---
