Subject: Santa Banta jokes
Banta: Jab main paida hua tha to military walon NE 21 topein chalayeen thi.
Santa: Kamaal hai ! Sab ka nishana chook gaya ?
Santa proposing a girl: Darling kya tum mujse shadi karogi?
Girl: Tameez se baat karo.
Santa: Behan ji, kya aap mujhse shaadi karoge
Banta mujra dekhne gaya, sari raat mujra dekha.
Bai NE kaha: Sahab humne aap ko khush kiya, AB aap Hume khush karo.
Banta utha or khud nachne laga..
Banta: Kal Muje 10 logo NE Peeta.
Santa: Phir tune kya kiya?
Banta: Maine kaha salon ek-ek karke aao.
Santa: Phir?
Banta: Phir kya, Salon NE ek-ek karke dubara Peeta !
Santa roj apni kichen me jata,
Sugar box kholta or band kar deta!
Why ?
Because doctor NE Jo kaha tha ke "apni sugar roj check karna....!"
Santa went2 c a gal 4 marrige
Parnts decided 2 let thm b alone 2 talk
Santa:Behanji aap kitne bhai-behan ho?
Gal:Pehle 3 the AB 4 HO GAYE
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