Notices in English for tourists in Gujarat ! - From my friend in Ahmadabad
In an Ahmadabad Hotel:
Is forbidden to steal hotel towels please. If you are not a
person to do such thing is please not to read this notice.
In a Surat hotel lobby:
The lift is being fixed for the next day. During that time
we regret that you will be unbearable.
In the elevator in Hotel Tex Pallazo, Surat :
To move the cabin, push button for wishing floor... If the
cabin should enter more persons, each one should press a
number of wishing floor. Driving is then going
alphabetically by national order.
In a Baroda hotel elevator:
Please leave your values at the front desk.
In a hotel in Jamnagar :
Visitors are expected to complain at the office between the
hours of 9 and 11 A.M. daily.
In a Ahmadabad hotel near Gujarat College
You are invited to take advantage of the chambermaid. .
Edwards Laundry on Relief Road, Ahmedabad:
Drop your trousers here for best results.
In a Bhavnagar hotel:
Because of the impropriety of entertaining guests of the
opposite sex in the bedroom, it is rekvested that the lobby
be used for this purpose.
In a Anand laundry:
Ladies, leave your clothes here and spend the afternoon
having a good time.
In a heritage hotel at Junagadh:
Take one of our horse-driven city tours - we guarantee no
miscarriages.
Advertisement for donkey rides (on the famous white asses)
in Rann of Kutch :
Would you like to ride on your own ass?
In a 5-Star Hotel cocktail lounge in Ahmadabad :
Ladies are requested not to have children in the bar.
In the office of a Ahmadabad gynecologist:
Specialist in women and other diseases.
In a Bharuch hotel:
The manager has personally passed all the water served
here.
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