hahahaha! thats the way to start a day Juggie! On Tue, Oct 14, 2008 at 10:58 AM, Jagpal Singh <[EMAIL PROTECTED]> wrote:
> > > > > > > > > *SIPPING VODKA * > > A new priest at his first mass was so nervous he could hardly speak. > > After mass he asked the monsignor how he had done. > > The monsignor replied, "When I am worried about getting nervous on the > pulpit, I put a glass of vodka next to the water glass. If I start to get > nervous, I take a sip." > > So next Sunday he took the monsignor's advice. > > At the beginning of the sermon, he got nervous and took a drink. > > He proceeded to talk up a storm. > > Upon his return to his office after the mass, he found the following note > on the door: > > 1) Sip the vodka, don't gulp. > > 2) There are 10 commandments, not 12. > > 3) There are 12 disciples, not 10. > > 4) Jesus was consecrated, not constipated. > > 5) Jacob wagered his donkey, he did not bet his ass. > > 6) We do not refer to Jesus Christ as the late J.C. > > 7) The Father, Son, and Holy Ghost are not referred to as Daddy, Junior and > the spook. > > 8) David slew Goliath; he did not kick the shit out of him. > > 9) When David was hit by a rock and was knocked off his donkey, don't say > he was stoned off his ass. > > 10)We do not refer to the cross as the "Big T." > > 11)When Jesus broke the bread at the last supper he said, "Take this and > eat it for it is my body." He did not say "Eat me". > > 12)The Virgin Mary is not called "Mary with the Cherry". > > 13)The recommended grace before a meal is not: Rub-A-Dub-Dub thanks for the > grub, Yeah God. > > 14)Next Sunday there will be a taffy pulling contest at St. Peter's not a > peter pulling contest at St. Taffy's > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > --~--~---------~--~----~------------~-------~--~----~ You received this message because you are subscribed to the Google Groups "EX,GHPS,1988,V.V" group. To post to this group, send email to [email protected] To unsubscribe from this group, send email to [EMAIL PROTECTED] For more options, visit this group at http://groups.google.com/group/exghps1988v_v?hl=en -~----------~----~----~----~------~----~------~--~---
