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-----Original Message----- From: Tejinder Singh <[EMAIL PROTECTED]> Sent: Sunday, 26 October 2008 10:50 PM To: exghps1988v_v@googlegroups.com; [EMAIL PROTECTED]; Gaurav Hora <[EMAIL PROTECTED]> Subject: exghps1988v_v Fwd: Global Crisis !! MARKET CRY-SIS ---------- Forwarded message ---------- From: Sameer Thapar <[EMAIL PROTECTED]> Date: Oct 24, 2008 12:24 PM Subject: Global Crisis !! To: Tejinder Singh <[EMAIL PROTECTED]> President Bush said clients shouldn't be concerned by all these bank closings. If the bank is closed, you just use the ATM, he said. George Bush said that he is saddened to hear about the demise of Lehman brothers… His thoughts at this time go out to their mother as losing one son is hard but losing two is a tragedy. There are 30 billion prime numbers below 700 billion. How do you define optimism? A banker who irons 5 shirts on a Sunday. Why are all MBAs going back to school? To ask for their money back. For Geography students: What's the capital of Iceland? Answer: About Three Pounds Fifty... A trader: "This is worse than a divorce. I've lost half my net worth and I still have a wife." If you want to gamble, go to Las Vegas. If you want to trade in derivatives, God bless you. Forty years ago I sold fifty shares of my company stock and had enough money to purchase a brand-new 1967 Ford pickup. Last week, I checked it out, and if I sold another fifty shares, I'd have enough money to buy a 1967 Ford pickup. So, the market has stablized. "I want to warn people from Nigeria who might be watching our show, if you get any e-mails from Washington asking for money, it's a scam. Don't fall for it" — Jay Leno "Do you have any idea how cheap stocks are now? Wall Street is now being called Wal-Mart Street" — Jay Leno The difference between a pigeon and a London investment banker? The pigeon can still make a deposit on a BMW Q: What's the difference between a guy who just lost everything in Vegas and an investment banker? A: A tie What does AIG stand for? American Innocence and Greed The problem with investment bank balance sheets is that on the left side nothing's right and on the right side nothing's left I went to buy a toaster and a bank was given free with it! --~--~---------~--~----~------------~-------~--~----~ You received this message because you are subscribed to the Google Groups "EX,GHPS,1988,V.V" group. To post to this group, send email to exghps1988v_v@googlegroups.com To unsubscribe from this group, send email to [EMAIL PROTECTED] For more options, visit this group at http://groups.google.com/group/exghps1988v_v?hl=en -~----------~----~----~----~------~----~------~--~---
