Q. What do you calla fat lady waiting for a bus?
A. Moti-vating!!!
Q. What is the difference between WATCH & WIFE ?
A. Ekbigadti hai to bandh ho jati hai......
Doosri bigadti hai to 'SHUROO' ho jati hai
Q.Doctor : App ka aur aapki biwi ka blood group ek hi hai.
A. Man : Hoga, zarur hoga; 25 saal se mera khoon jo pee rahi hai.
Q. What's the similarity between MOBILEand MARRIAGE ?
A. In both cases you feel 'aur thoda ruk jata to accha model milta'
Q.Ek admi ne sadhu se kaha, meri biwi bahut pareshan karti hai, koi
upaaye bataiye.
A.. Sadhu bola , Upaaye hota to main sadhu kyoon banta?
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