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On Sat, Nov 8, 2008 at 9:52 AM, nirmohan singh <[EMAIL PROTECTED]> wrote: > wow cool !!As someone very famous remarked ( can anyone tell who ? ) > " God is dead and Man is free now " > > > > ------------------------------ > > Date: Fri, 7 Nov 2008 16:24:27 +0530 > From: [EMAIL PROTECTED] > To: [email protected]; [EMAIL PROTECTED]; > [EMAIL PROTECTED] > Subject: exghps1988v_v Fwd: Is Hell exothermic (gives off heat) or > endothermic (absorbs heat) > > > > > > > > > > > > > *The following is supposedly an actual question given on a University of > Washington chemistry mid-term. The answer by one student was so "profound" > that the professor shared it with colleagues, via the Internet, which is, of > course, why we now have the pleasure of enjoying it as well.* > *Bonus Question: Is Hell exothermic (gives off heat) or endothermic > (absorbs heat)?* > Most of the students wrote proofs of their beliefs using Boyle's Law (gas > cools when it expands and heats when it is compressed) or some variant. > One student, however, wrote the following: > First, we need to know how the mass of Hell is changing in time. So we need > to know the rate at which souls are moving into Hell and the rate at which > they are leaving. I think that we can safely assume that once a soul gets to > Hell, it will not leave. Therefore, no souls are leaving. > As for how many souls are entering Hell, let's look at the different > Religions that exist in the world today. Most of these religions state that > if you are not a member of their religion, you will go to Hell. Since there > is more than one of these religions and since most people do not belong to > more than one religion, we can project that almost all souls go to Hell. > With birth and death rates as they are, we can expect the number of souls > in Hell to increase exponentially. Now, we look at the rate of change of the > volume in Hell because Boyle's Law states that in order for the temperature > and pressure in Hell to stay the same, the volume of Hell has to expand > proportionately as souls are added. > This gives two possibilities: > 1. If Hell is expanding at a slower rate than the rate at which souls enter > Hell, then the temperature and pressure in Hell will increase until all Hell > breaks loose. > 2. If Hell is expanding at a rate faster than the increase of souls in > Hell, then the temperature and pressure will drop until Hell freezes over. > So which is it? > If we accept the postulate given to me by Teresa during my Freshman year > that, "it will be a cold day in Hell before I sleep with you," and take into > account the fact that I slept with her last night, then number 2 must be > true, and thus I am sure that Hell is exothermic and has already frozen > over. The corollary of this theory is that since Hell has frozen over, it > follows that it is not accepting any more souls and is therefore, extinct… > leaving only Heaven thereby proving the existence of a divine being, which > explains why last night Teresa kept shouting, "Oh, my God!" > This student received the only "A"! > i would have given him an A++ !! > > > > > > > > > > > --~--~---------~--~----~------------~-------~--~----~ You received this message because you are subscribed to the Google Groups "EX,GHPS,1988,V.V" group. To post to this group, send email to [email protected] To unsubscribe from this group, send email to [EMAIL PROTECTED] For more options, visit this group at http://groups.google.com/group/exghps1988v_v?hl=en -~----------~----~----~----~------~----~------~--~---
