*Written by a man………………………………. * *this morning on the Interstate, * I looked over to my left and there was a Woman In a brand new * Cadillac * *Doing 65 mph*
With her face up next to her rear - view mirror Putting on her eyeliner. I looked away For a couple seconds ! * And when I looked back she was* * Halfway over in my lane,* *Still working on that makeup.** * *As a man, * *I don't scare easily. * *But she scared me so much; I dropped** * *m**y electric shaver* *,* * * Which knocked The donut out of my other hand. In all the confusion of trying *t*o straighten out the car Using my knees against the steering wheel, It knocked m*y cell* *phone* a*way from my ear * *Which fell* * i*nto the coffee between my legs, * Splashed,* And burned : "Big Jim and the Twins " , * Ruined the darn phone,* * Soaked my trousers,* And disconnected an Important call. *.." Stupid women drivers " * --~--~---------~--~----~------------~-------~--~----~ You received this message because you are subscribed to the Google Groups "EX,GHPS,1988,V.V" group. To post to this group, send email to [email protected] To unsubscribe from this group, send email to [EMAIL PROTECTED] For more options, visit this group at http://groups.google.com/group/exghps1988v_v?hl=en -~----------~----~----~----~------~----~------~--~---
