INSTALLING A HUSBAND

 Dear Tech Support,

Last year I upgraded from Boyfriend 5.0 to Husband 1.0 and noticed a
distinct slow down in overall system performance,  particularly in the
flower and jewelry applications, which operated flawlessly under Boyfriend
5.0.

In addition, Husband 1.0 uninstalled many other valuable  programs, such as
Romance 9.5 and
Personal Attention 6.5,

and then installed undesirable programs such as
 *.** *NASCAR 6.0,
· NFL 5.1 and
· Golf Clubs 4.1.

Conversation 8.0 no longer runs, and Housecleaning 2.6 simply crashes the
system.
Please note that I have tried running Nagging 5.3 to fix  these problems,
but to no avail.


What can I do?


Signed,


Desperate.



DEAR DESPERATE,

First, keep in mind,
· Boyfriend 5.0 is an Entertainment Package, while
· Husband 1.0 is an operating system.

Please enter command: ithoughtyoulovedme.html and try to   download Tears
6.2 and do not forget to install the Guilt
3.0 update.
· If that application work s as designed, Husband 1.0  should then
automatically run the applications Jewelry 2.0
and Flowers 3.5.

However, remember, overuse of the above application can  cause Husband 1.0
to default to Grumpy Silence 2.5, Happy  Hour 7.0 or Beer 6.1.
· Please note that Beer 6. 1 is a very bad program that  will download the
Farting and Snoring Loudly Beta.

Whatever you do, DO NOT under any circumstances install Mother-In- Law 1.0
(it runs a virus in the back ground that  will eventually seize control of
all your system resources.)

In addition, please do not attempt to reinstall the  Boyfriend 5.0-program.
These are unsupported applications  and will crash Husband 1.0.

In summary, Husband 1.0 is a great program, but it does  have limited memory
and cannot learn new applications
quickly. You might consider buying additional software to  improve memory
and performance. We recommend
· Cooking 3.0 and
· Hot Lingerie 7.7.


Good Luck Babe!

Tech Support








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