I bought a new Lexus 455lxs but returned to the dealer the next day complaining
that I couldn't figure out how the radio worked. The salesman explained that
the radio was voice activated.
'Watch this!', he said, 'Nelson'! The Radio replied, 'Ricky or Willie?'
'Willie!', he continued and 'On The Road Again' came from the speakers.
Then he said, 'Kishore!', and in an instant 'yeh shaam mastani' replaced
Willie Nelson.
I drove away happy, and for the next few days, every time I'd say, 'shastri
sangeet,' I'd get beautiful classical music, and if I said, 'Lata,'
I'd get one of her awesome songs.
Yesterday, a couple jumped a red light and nearly creamed my new car, but I
swerved in time to avoid them. I yelled, 'Ass Holes!' Immediately the
Pakistani National XXXhem began to play, sung by Asif Zardari and Mian
Sharif, backed up by Musharaff and The PPP Party, with Imran Khan on guitar,
Farzana Raja on drums, Shah Mahmood Qureshi on harmonica, Judge Chowhury on
tambourine !
Damn, I LOVE this car!
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