yeh... On Thu, Jan 15, 2009 at 1:53 PM, Shailender Monga < [email protected]> wrote:
> > > > > I bought a new Lexus 460lxs but returned to the dealer the next day > complaining that I couldn't figure out how the radio worked. The salesman > explained that the radio was voice activated. > 'Watch this!', he said, 'Nelson'! The Radio replied, 'Ricky or Willie?' > 'Willie!', he continued and 'On The Road Again' came from the speakers. > > Then he said, 'Kishore!', and in an instant 'yeh shaam mastani' replaced > Willie Nelson. > > I drove away happy, and for the next few days, every time I'd say, > 'shastri sangeet,' I'd get beautiful classical music, and if I said, 'Lata,' > I'd get one of her awesome songs. > > Yesterday, a couple jumped a red light and nearly creamed my new car, but I > swerved in time to avoid them. I yelled, 'Ass Holes!' > > Immediately the Pakistani National Anthem began to play, sung by Asif > Zardari and Mian Sharif, backed up by Musharaff and The PPP Party, with > Imran Khan on guitar,Farzana Raja on drums, Shah Mahmood Qureshi on > harmonica, Judge Chowhury on tambourine,George Bush on sax and Sherry Rehman > on scotch...! > > Damn, I LOVE this car! > > > > > > > --~--~---------~--~----~------------~-------~--~----~ You received this message because you are subscribed to the Google Groups "EX,GHPS,1988,V.V" group. To post to this group, send email to [email protected] To unsubscribe from this group, send email to [email protected] For more options, visit this group at http://groups.google.com/group/exghps1988v_v?hl=en -~----------~----~----~----~------~----~------~--~---
