--- On Fri, 1/16/09, kawaljit singh <[email protected]> wrote:
From: kawaljit singh <[email protected]>
Subject: Guts of Punjabi Guys
To: "inderpal singh" <[email protected]>
Date: Friday, January 16, 2009, 9:11 AM
Bill Gates organized an enormous session to recruit a new Chairman for
Microsoft Europe. 5000 candidates assembled in a large room. One candidate
is MR.Singh an Indian (Punjabi) guy.
Bill Gates thanked all the candidates for coming and asking those who do
not know JAVA program to leave.2000 people leave the room. MR.Singh says
to himself, 'I do not know JAVA but I have nothing to lose if I stay. I'll
give it a try' Bill Gates asked the candidates who never had experience of
managing more than 100 people to leave. 2000 people leave the room.
MR.Singh says to himself ' I never managed anybody by myself but I have
nothing to lose if I stay. What
can happen to me?' So he stays.
Then Bill Gates asked candidates who do not have management diplomas to
leave. 500 people leave the room. MR.Singh says to himself, 'I left school
at 15 but what have I got to lose?' So he stays in the room.
Lastly, Bill Gates asked the candidates who do not speak Serbo - Croat to
leave. 498 people leave the room. MR.Singh says to himself, ' I do not
speak one word of Serbo - Croat but what do I have to lose?' So he stays
and finds himself with one other candidate.
Everyone else has gone. Bill Gates joined them and said 'Apparently you
are the only two candidates who speak Serbo - Croat, so I'd now like to
hear you have a conversation together in that language.' Calmly, MR.Singh
turns to the other candidate and says 'Hor VEERE ki haal chaal?.' The
other candidate answers ' O Vadiya veere, tu Sunna' :)
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Subject: Fw: Guts of Punjabi Guys --> Too good..... :)
--- Begin Message ---
Bill Gates organized an enormous session to recruit a new Chairman for
Microsoft Europe. 5000 candidates assembled in a large room. One candidate
is MR.Singh an Indian (Punjabi) guy.
Bill Gates thanked all the candidates for coming and asking those who do
not know JAVA program to leave.2000 people leave the room. MR.Singh says
to himself, 'I do not know JAVA but I have nothing to lose if I stay. I'll
give it a try' Bill Gates asked the candidates who never had experience of
managing more than 100 people to leave. 2000 people leave the room.
MR.Singh says to himself ' I never managed anybody by myself but I have
nothing to lose if I stay. What can happen to me?' So he stays.
Then Bill Gates asked candidates who do not have management diplomas to
leave. 500 people leave the room. MR.Singh says to himself, 'I left school
at 15 but what have I got to lose?' So he stays in the room.
Lastly, Bill Gates asked the candidates who do not speak Serbo - Croat to
leave. 498 people leave the room. MR.Singh says to himself, ' I do not
speak one word of Serbo - Croat but what do I have to lose?' So he stays
and finds himself with one other candidate.
Everyone else has gone. Bill Gates joined them and said 'Apparently you
are the only two candidates who speak Serbo - Croat, so I'd now like to
hear you have a conversation together in that language.' Calmly, MR.Singh
turns to the other candidate and says 'Hor VEERE ki haal chaal?.' The
other candidate answers ' O Vadiya veere, tu Sunna' :)
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