*you might want to keep a copy on file just in case you need to reinstall later.*
*INSTALLING A HUSBAND** Dear Tech Support** , Last year I upgraded from **Boyfriend 5.0** to **Husband 1.0** and noticed a distinct slow down in overall system performance, particularly in the flower and jewelry applications, which operated flawlessly under **Boyfriend 5.0**. In addition, **Husband 1.0** uninstalled many other valuable programs, such as: ·** **Romance 9.5 *and * ·** **Personal Attention 6.5,* * and then installed undesirable programs such as* : * ·** *NBA 5..0, * ·** **NFL 3.0* and * ·** **Golf Clubs 4..1* ..* ** Also* *Conversation 8.0** no longer runs, and **Housecleaning 2.** 6 **simply crashes the system.* * ·** **Please note that I have tried running **Nagging 5.3** to fix these problems, but to no avail. What can I do? Signed, ** Desperate.* * DEAR DESPERATE* , * First, keep in mind, ·** **Boyfriend 5.0* *is an Entertainment Package, while ·** **Husband 1.0* *is an operating system. Please enter command: **ithoughtyoulovedme. html** and try to download **Tears 6.2** and do not forget to install the **Guilt 3.0 **update.. ** ·** **If that application works as designed *, *Husband 1.0* *should then automatically run the applications **Jewelry 2.0* *and* *Flowers 3.5. ** However, remember, overuse of the above application can cause **Husband 1.0* * to default to **Grumpy Silence 2.5** , **Happy Hour 7.0** or **Beer 6.1**.. ** ·** **Please note that* *Beer 6. 1* *is a very bad program that will download the* *Farting and Snoring Loudly Beta. ** Whatever you do, **DO NOT* *under any circumstances install* *Mother-In-Law 1.0* (it runs a virus in the background that will eventually seize control of all your system resources.) * In addition, please do not attempt to reinstall the **Boyfriend 5.0**-program These are unsupported applications and will crash **Husband 1.0** . In summary, **Husband 1.0** is a great program, but it does have limited memory and cannot learn new applications quickly. You might consider buying additional software to improve memory and performance. We recommend ** ·** **Cooking 3.0* and * ·** **Hot Lingerie 7.7. ** Good Luck! ** Tech Support* --~--~---------~--~----~------------~-------~--~----~ You received this message because you are subscribed to the Google Groups "EX,GHPS,1988,V.V" group. To post to this group, send email to [email protected] To unsubscribe from this group, send email to [email protected] For more options, visit this group at http://groups.google.com/group/exghps1988v_v?hl=en -~----------~----~----~----~------~----~------~--~---
