Date: Tue, 17 Feb 2009 22:17:19 -0800 From: [email protected] Subject: FW: FINANCIAL CRISES//Very funny To: [email protected] To: Date: Tuesday, February 10, 2009, 9:01 PM >> > Appended below is a letter issued by the Managing Director of a well > known firm facing financial crises. > Dear employees, > > Due to the current financial situation caused by the slowdown of > economy, Management has decided to implement a scheme to put workers > of 40 years of age and above on early retirement. This scheme will be > known as RAPE (Retire Aged People Early). > > Persons selected to be RAPED can apply to management to be eligible > for the SHAFT scheme (Special Help After Forced Termination) . Persons > who have been RAPED and SHAFTED will be reviewed under the SCREW > program (Scheme Covering Retired Early Workers). A person may be RAPED > once, SHAFTED twice and SCREWED as many times as Management deems > appropriate. > > Persons who have been RAPED can only get AIDS (Additional Income for > Dependants & Spouse) or HERPES (Half Earnings for Retired Personnel > Early Severance). Obviously persons who have AIDS or > HERPES will not be SHAFTED or SCREWED any further by Management. > > Persons who are not RAPED and are staying on will receive as much SHIT > (Special High Intensity Training) as possible. Management has always > prided itself on the amount of SHIT it gives employees. Should you > feel that you do not receive enough SHIT, please bring to the > attention of your Supervisor. They have been trained to give you all > the SHIT you can handle. > > COMMENTS / SUGGESTIONS IF ANY ARE WELCOME. > > Enjoy the Humour. > > > D.B.Singh > Care Mr. G.Kalra, P.O.Box 1531, Dubai > > Telephone 050 6331841 > > > > > > D.B.Singh (Dharam Bir Singh) > > House No. 1509, Sector 18-D > > Chandigarh, UT, India > > Telephones: > > Resi.. +9... , 4644690Mobile: > +9... > > > ________________________________ > Akshay Kumar takes on the two reigning Bollywood Khans. Catch the > action on MSN Entertainment! Check it out! > > ________________________________ > Get an email ID as [email protected] or [email protected]. Click here. Windows Live™: E-mail. Chat. Share. Get more ways to connect. See how it works. Windows Live™: E-mail. Chat. Share. Get more ways to connect. Check it out. _________________________________________________________________ Windows Live™: Discover 10 secrets about the new Windows Live. http://windowslive.com/connect/post/jamiethomson.spaces.live.com-Blog-cns!550F681DAD532637!7540.entry?ocid=TXT_TAGLM_WL_t2_ugc_post_022009 --~--~---------~--~----~------------~-------~--~----~ You received this message because you are subscribed to the Google Groups "EX,GHPS,1988,V.V" group. To post to this group, send email to [email protected] To unsubscribe from this group, send email to [email protected] For more options, visit this group at http://groups.google.com/group/exghps1988v_v?hl=en -~----------~----~----~----~------~----~------~--~---
