Date: Tue, 17 Feb 2009 22:17:19 -0800
From: [email protected]
Subject: FW: FINANCIAL CRISES//Very funny
To: [email protected]

























To: 
Date: Tuesday, February 10, 2009, 9:01 PM






>> 
> Appended below is a letter issued by the Managing Director of a well
> known firm facing financial crises.
> Dear employees,
> 
> Due to the current financial situation caused by the slowdown of
> economy, Management has decided to implement a scheme to put workers
> of 40 years of age and above on early retirement. This scheme will be
> known as RAPE (Retire Aged People Early).
> 
> Persons selected to be RAPED can apply to management to be eligible
> for the SHAFT scheme (Special Help After Forced Termination) . Persons
> who have been RAPED and SHAFTED will be reviewed under the SCREW
> program (Scheme Covering Retired Early Workers). A person may be RAPED
> once, SHAFTED twice and SCREWED as many times as Management deems
> appropriate.
> 
> Persons who have been RAPED can only get AIDS (Additional Income for
> Dependants & Spouse) or HERPES (Half Earnings for Retired Personnel
> Early Severance). Obviously persons who have AIDS or
> HERPES will not be SHAFTED or SCREWED any further by Management.
> 
> Persons who are not RAPED and are staying on will receive as much SHIT
> (Special High Intensity Training) as possible. Management has always
> prided itself on the amount of SHIT it gives employees. Should you
> feel that you do not receive enough SHIT, please bring to the
> attention of your Supervisor. They have been trained to give you all
> the SHIT you can handle.
> 
> COMMENTS / SUGGESTIONS IF ANY ARE WELCOME.
> 
> Enjoy the Humour.
> 
> 
> D.B.Singh
> Care Mr. G.Kalra, P.O.Box 1531, Dubai
> 
> Telephone 050 6331841
> 
> 
> 
> 
> 
> D.B.Singh (Dharam Bir Singh)
> 
> House No. 1509, Sector 18-D
> 
> Chandigarh, UT, India
> 
> Telephones:
> 
> Resi..                      +9...          , 4644690Mobile:                   
>    +9...         
> 
> 
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