A little early morning humor (hey, the list had no traffic).
A little old lady called 911. When the operator answered she yelled, "Help! Send the police to my house right away! There's a damned republican on my front porch and he's playing with himself." "What?" the operator exclaimed! "I said there is a damned republican on my front porch playing with himself! Please send the police!" the little old lady repeated. "Ma'am, how do you know he's a republican?" "Because, you damned fool, if he were a democrat, he'd be screwing somebody." cheers, drjung -- J. Craig Woods UNIX/NT Network/System Administration http://www.trismegistus.net/resume.html Character is built upon the debris of despair --Emerson
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