No, it just assumes that econony is the same everywhere. Actually, the joke is very funny. The joke is that Maharishi is not joking. If you Governors don't sidle up right this minute you won't be official teachers anymore. I guess the fallen faction has been formed hereby. My guess is we're it's very own home right here, right now.
Hahahahahahhhhhhaa. Good one Maharishi. Thank You. Myself, I would prolly have to do it. They say that the guru burns like fire. Someone expected Maharishi to be different. It's alright, my boss is a fucking jerk too and he fires everyone. He fired me and wrote me up a pink slip that said, was totally unable to perform job function, and total insubordination, and then he hired me back with a three dollar an hour raise eight months later. Hhahahhahahahah, the jokes on him. Good help is hard to find, and good training is irreplaceable. Maharishi is no different. Man, if you ain't got the one you love then love the one you're with. Right Boss? Those rajas are gonna feel pretty stupid cleaning toilets. ----- Original Message ----- From: "Peter Sutphen" <[EMAIL PROTECTED]> To: <[email protected]> Sent: Sunday, March 20, 2005 6:05 PM Subject: Re: [FairfieldLife] in or out > > $2000 per month? For most people this would not cut > it. $3000 minimum. Is this a joke? > -Peter > > --- at_man_and_brahman > <[EMAIL PROTECTED]> wrote: >> >> >> Status: U >> Date: Sun, 20 Mar 2005 08:13:00 -0600 >> Subject: FW: Important message for all >> Governors from International >> From: Raja Michael Dillbeck >> <[EMAIL PROTECTED]> >> To: Raja of Chicago Region Governors >> <[EMAIL PROTECTED]> >> X-ELNK-AV: 0 >> >> >> >> May 19, 2005 >> >> Dear Governors of Illinois, Michigan, >> Ohio, and Indiana, >> >> I wish to communicate a message that >> Maharishi asked the Rajas of the United >> States to give to all U.S. Governors >> immediately. Maharishi is eager to >> establish his worldwide Movement >> on the most dignified and stable basis, >> so that it is perpetuated in its purity >> for generations to come, and through >> its profound programs, brings >> enlightenment to the individual, >> invincibility to the nation, and peace >> to the world. >> >> To achieve this goal, Maharishi is >> focusing on developing lively full-time >> teaching activity in 2400 centers in the >> United States, including 300 centers in >> Illinois, Michigan, Ohio, and Indiana >> (domain of the Raja of Chicago). >> >> The policy was made yesterday that all >> Governors who wish to teach the >> Transcendental Meditation program >> should be full-time, not teaching >> part-time in the centers or their homes. >> Through their full and focused attention >> on bringing Maharishi's programs to the >> public, Maharishi's goals will be quickly >> actualized. Full-time Governors will be >> paid a salary of $2000 per month. >> >> If the Governors are teaching full-time >> they naturally should live where they >> teach-in or near one of the 300 >> designated centers where the >> Peace Palaces will be established. >> >> In working with the regional directors >> of this domain, we have identified a >> number of Governors who have selected >> cities in Illinois, Michigan, Ohio, or >> Indiana for their full-time activity. >> Each of these fortunate Governors >> has committed not only to teaching >> full-time, but also to establishing the >> Peace Palace and thereby becoming >> Raja designates for their cities. >> >> But this message of today is focusing >> on one point: Maharishi asks that you >> inform me or our regional directors >> (names below) within three days whether >> you wish to work full-time as a Governor, >> and in which center you wish to teach. >> You can access the list of centers in >> these four states through the web page >> http://Chicago.GlobalCountry.net. >> >> After the Governors who want to teach >> full-time have been identified, they >> alone will be authorized to teach >> Transcendental Meditation and the >> other programs of Maharishi's >> worldwide Movement. >> >> The upsurge of positivity and coherence >> in national consciousness resulting >> from the single focus of all the >> Governors teaching full-time will >> transform the trends of life on earth >> so that Maharishi can joyfully >> proclaim the descent of >> Heaven on Earth, the descent of >> Satya Yuga, with perpetual peace >> in the world family. >> >> I look forward to hearing from you. >> Jai Guru Dev >> >> Dr. Michael Dillbeck >> Raja of Chicago >> >> >> Regional Directors: >> Chicago area-Don and Elinor Wolfe: >> [EMAIL PROTECTED] >> Illinois (other than Chicago)- >> Alex Green: [EMAIL PROTECTED] >> Michigan/northern Indiana- >> Dr. Paul Dugliss and Carol Lubetkin: >> [EMAIL PROTECTED] >> Ohio and central/southern Indiana- >> Kevin and Jennifer Blair: [EMAIL PROTECTED] >> >> >> >> >> >> >> To subscribe, send a message to: >> [EMAIL PROTECTED] >> >> Or go to: >> http://groups.yahoo.com/group/FairfieldLife/ >> and click 'Join This Group!' >> Yahoo! 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