Re: [FairfieldLife] Re: Raja spottings

[Llundrub]

I can guarantee he'll be doing a field sobriety test the next time the Iowa Highway Patrol pulls him over.   ----I'd be surprised if the local cops were surprised at anything the Rues threw at them.  "Don't you know officer that I'm Raj of North America. If you forgo the ticket I'll put in the supreme word for you with Krishna so that you can skip those pesky lower lokas, and burning and freezing and chopping hells which last 4,000,000 of Indras Kalpas." "Uh, can you please step out of the car and walk this line Sir."  "No, officer I'm serious, do you really want to spend all that time in hell?"  "Sorry Sir, you're going to have to spend the night in the drunk tank. It's for your own good you know. Very sorry Sir."  "Officer, I feel so sorry for you, going to hell and all. Please, for your own good, do not take me in."  To subscribe, send a message to: [EMAIL PROTECTED] Or go to: http://groups.yahoo.com/group/FairfieldLife/ and click 'Join This Group!' Yahoo! Groups Links To visit your group on the web, go to: http://groups.yahoo.com/group/FairfieldLife/   To unsubscribe from this group, send an email to: [EMAIL PROTECTED]   Your use of Yahoo! Groups is subject to the Yahoo! Terms of Service.